So, here we were in South Florida, ready for Hurricane Irma to arrive. Everyone was out hoarding their normal supplies of gasoline, water, batteries, etc. My wife went to the local Publix to get a few things at the deli, when she witnessed this altercation:
PDE (Publix Deli Employee): May I help you?
SC (You know who): I'd like a pound of tavern ham.
PDE: I'm sorry, but we ran out about an hour ago.
SC: What???!!! I must have my tavern ham. It'll just cause so many problems at home if I don't get it.
PDE: I'm sorry, maam, but we're out and won't get any more until we reopen.
SC: But I neeeeed it! How can you run out and not have any more?
PDE: Maam, you do realize we have a storm heading here? We won't get any more shipments of anything until we reopen.
SC: This is horrible, you people. I always shop here, and you never run out when I neeeeed it!
PDE: Maam, unless you need something else, you're holding up the line.
SC: I neeeeed my tavern ham! You must have some more back there!
PDE: Next in line please.
It was horrible enough with people evacuating, not to mention the long lines for gasoline, water, propane gas, batteries, and all other essentials. Why would this lady just literally die without her perishable tavern ham?
PDE (Publix Deli Employee): May I help you?
SC (You know who): I'd like a pound of tavern ham.
PDE: I'm sorry, but we ran out about an hour ago.
SC: What???!!! I must have my tavern ham. It'll just cause so many problems at home if I don't get it.
PDE: I'm sorry, maam, but we're out and won't get any more until we reopen.
SC: But I neeeeed it! How can you run out and not have any more?
PDE: Maam, you do realize we have a storm heading here? We won't get any more shipments of anything until we reopen.
SC: This is horrible, you people. I always shop here, and you never run out when I neeeeed it!
PDE: Maam, unless you need something else, you're holding up the line.
SC: I neeeeed my tavern ham! You must have some more back there!
PDE: Next in line please.
It was horrible enough with people evacuating, not to mention the long lines for gasoline, water, propane gas, batteries, and all other essentials. Why would this lady just literally die without her perishable tavern ham?
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