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Quoth Primer View PostOn the ignorance of some women--I once had a student, a woman in her forties, who asked me in all seriousness if a tampon could get "lost up there" and travel up into the abdomen. I was gladdened that she liked and trusted me enough to ask such a question, but at the same time I was appalled at her ignorance. And yes, I frankly explained to her the structural differences between a vagina, where nothing that big could get past the cervix, and a colon, where the intestines do just keep on going.
The smell was . . . epic.They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.
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Quoth Sapphire Silk View PostScary thing is, I have had a patient who had not one, not two, but THREE tampons left in the vagina over a prolonged time frame (at least a week, if not longer), inter spaced in which period were numerous sexual encounters that left deposits of their own.
The smell was . . . epic.But the paint on me is beginning to dry
And it's not what I wanted to be
The weight on me
Is Hanging on to a weary angel - Sister Hazel
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Quoth Amina516 View PostIts a cheap pessary (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pessary). It happens with the Amish community I live around. The women birth a ton of kids ( no birth control) and their vaginal structure isn't what it once was. If they prefer to visit their herbal doctors instead if the hospital, it's what works.
Also a little fun fact re the Amish: the ordnung (roughly the rulebook on their way of life) actually allows birth control to be used.The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Gives a new flavor to the old count out...
One potato, two potato, ...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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wow. and i thought the guy who shoved a potato and a jar of jam up his rectum* was a special case of stupid... but to shove a potato up there long enough for it to sprout?
I guess you could say she gave birth to a Tater Tot?
*Sadly not an urban legend. I saw the photos online at a classic "shock" site.Last edited by PepperElf; 06-24-2013, 05:43 PM.
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Some urethras are hard to find. Even for a continence physician and nurse....
(Yes, I've had the unpleasant experience of having them attempt to catheter me. And not be able to find it for .. quite some time.)Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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Quoth Sapphire Silk View PostScary thing is, I have had a patient who had not one, not two, but THREE tampons left in the vagina.
(Yes, she - or rather, her fiancee - got it out. No, it wasn't in there a week... ewww.)Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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The gal in question was a prostitute and a drunk. She was in the hospital to dry out and started complaining of abdominal pain. She came down to the ER because at that hospital the ER doctor admitted the detox patients.
when the doc came in to do the pelvic exam, I handed him a surgical mask because the smell was so bad. He thought I was exaggerated until he actually got in there.They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.
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Quoth fireheart View PostGenerally though you'd expect them to at least remove/change said potato, not leave it in there until it starts sprouting....>.>
Also a little fun fact re the Amish: the ordnung (roughly the rulebook on their way of life) actually allows birth control to be used.Women can do anything men can.
But we don't because lots of it's disgusting.
Maxine
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Quoth Seshat View PostSome urethras are hard to find. Even for a continence physician and nurse....
(Yes, I've had the unpleasant experience of having them attempt to catheter me. And not be able to find it for .. quite some time.)The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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