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Old 11-15-2017, 09:23 AM
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I wonder if the imparter of this nugget is the same person who keeps causing you double work when they do shit wrong?
Probably because the original says, IIRC,
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Old 11-17-2017, 05:01 AM
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Old 11-25-2017, 04:23 PM
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Old 11-26-2017, 09:44 PM
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Old 11-29-2017, 01:52 PM
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Old 12-01-2017, 09:15 AM
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Old 12-01-2017, 03:15 PM
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Old 12-20-2017, 12:31 PM
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Old 12-21-2017, 06:57 PM
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