Romance novels revamped

[Eireann]

And a BIG thank-you to the person on Etiquette Hell who posted this link, thus giving me the biggest laughs I've had in months!

http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/

[Exaspera]

Etiquette Hell has good stuff. The wedding disasters are priceless.

Those covers are pretty funny.

[tropicsgoddess]

Oh man, those covers are HILARIOUS!

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Okay, I am laughing so hard I am crying now.

"I'm about to let one" and "Honey, who's hat is that" and "Scotty McMullet" about made me pee on myself.

And I personally think "Give me back my shirt" should be titled "What the fuck is she wearing?" because that is what I said out loud when I saw it.

[Eireann]

"Pull My Finger" belongs among the ranks of Instant Classics. It's the first time I've ever laughed so hard that I had to hurry to the bathroom to pee.

[PepperElf]

hah i actually recognized one of the covers - the "birds like crazy people" lol
(Right below "New covers posted")

[Treasure]

I've read "lord of the hissy fit" and "Birds like crazy people" - i have the rest of the books from the "birds" series.... they're a good read, its based on the old fairy tale about the 7 brothers that were turned into swans, and the sister that had to turn them back....(its called the Seven Waters series)

[CaroPhoenix]

Under the submissions sent by others to her, I've read "Sunday Brunch". It was pretty good.

And "Hey, are those boobies" An Eye-Spy Book is actually a cover of a Bertrice Small novel (I Bertrice Small - one of the best historical novelists of all time! At least IMHO).

[fireheart]

"Pull My Finger" belongs among the ranks of Instant Classics. It's the first time I've ever laughed so hard that I had to hurry to the bathroom to pee.

I cannot look at that line now without thinking of that scene from the Simpsons when Lisa in the future brings home her future husband...

Homer: So, Hugh: have you heard all the latest American jokes? Uh...here's a good one: pull my finger!
Hugh: [chuckles] Yes, we have that one in England, too, Mr. Simpson.
Homer: [threatening] I said pull my finger.

[Treasure]

I know the following:

"Hey, are those boobies?" - (Besieged by Bertrice small)

"Ima Poot / Savage thunder" - (Savage Thunder by Johanna Lindsey)

"Barbarian Breeze" - (another one by Johanna Lindsey, but I don't remember the title, I think it was something like "Warrior's Woman" or its sequel)

"Dude, where's my deodorant?" - (yes its by Dara Joy, and i'm 85% certain that i read it... don't remember the title)

"The Queen's Open Door Policy" - (Border Bride, by Arnette Lamb)

"Stormy Love of Prince L'avendar" - (Tea Planter's Bride, by Rosemary Rogers)

and "What are you lauging @ B!" - that is the classic "Gone with the Wind" poster.



I would be but i love historical romance novels, so don't feel the need to be

[PepperElf]

i thought i had copies of 2 of the books of the 7 water series
but they may have been shipboard books too (we had a paperback "library" of free books)