just what everyone wants - a toilet bowl mug

[PepperElf]

That is waaaaay too real looking.

I recall a letter in Miss Manners a while ago, in which a woman was complaining that her sister-in-law was learning to make fancy birthday cakes and her specialty was a cake shaped like a giant dick. Apparently she'd made one for her mother (an elderly lady!) and it hadn't gone over very well. What a surprise.

now i'm dying to know what Miss Manners replied with...

[Victory Sabre]

I wish I would have clicked on this earlier. My brother in law would have loved it for Christmas.