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  • I found somebody's gum.

    I was in Safeway earlier tonight and when I went to open one of the freezer doors I felt something sticky, so I look down and some jackass had stuck his gum on the inside of the door handle. I mean I expect that under a table at a restaurant but you have to be a real prick to stick it someplace like that.

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    Did you check to see if it had any flavor left? Cause usually when its still that sticky, there's enough flavor left in it to make it enjoyable for half an hour or so.
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    • #3
      Flavor

      Well, I think it's nice to share, sharing gum is something I've never been big on. It's a good way to get mono!

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        ewwwwww, I hate when that happens. I was never big on sharing gum
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          Quoth Parts_Drone View Post
          I was in Safeway earlier tonight and when I went to open one of the freezer doors I felt something sticky, so I look down and some jackass had stuck his gum on the inside of the door handle. I mean I expect that under a table at a restaurant but you have to be a real prick to stick it someplace like that.
          Suggestion for a less gross method of removal.

          Get one of those compressed airduster cans. Turn the sucker upside down so you get the liquid stuff coming out of it. Spray the wad of gum with a lot of the stuff to freeze the gum.

          Now you can take a pencil or something and chip it off in once piece and then can just wipe the spot down to clear off any sugar residue and germs.

          M
          I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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          • #6
            That is just nasty...But I was stocking the other night and on the bottom shelf just laying there was a huge wad of chewing gum fresh with teeth marks and all,....Some people.....
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            • #7
              Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
              Suggestion for a less gross method of removal.

              Get one of those compressed airduster cans. Turn the sucker upside down so you get the liquid stuff coming out of it. Spray the wad of gum with a lot of the stuff to freeze the gum.

              Now you can take a pencil or something and chip it off in once piece and then can just wipe the spot down to clear off any sugar residue and germs.

              M

              Will that work if it's stuck in someone's hair?
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              • #8
                I find some stuck between bags of breads. hmmmmm yummy.
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                • #9
                  Quoth draggar View Post
                  Will that work if it's stuck in someone's hair?
                  Peanut butter is your friend. Smear it in, wait a bit, then BAM. Out it comes, without cutting out a patch of hair. Worked all the time when i was little.

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                  • #10
                    That happened to me once on an elevator, someone had stuck gum behind the handrail and I put my hand right on it. Gross. Happened to my brother at Disney World too. People are disgusting!
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                    • #11
                      Quoth draggar View Post
                      Will that work if it's stuck in someone's hair?
                      Possibly, but unless the person has long hair and the gum is stuck at the ends...the threat of frostbite is too great to chance it.

                      Remember that stuff is a gas in liquid form. Most of that stuff can hit -50 degrees.

                      Peanut butter is a lot safer and thanks largely to the oils in it, works amazingly well.

                      Mongo
                      I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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                      • #12
                        Why are some people so disgusting? I always try to keep my gum wrapper, and if I lose it, there's always napkins or something to wrap the now-flavorless gum in.

                        Some people suck.
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                        • #13
                          I swallow mine.
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                          • #14
                            Once on a visit to McDonald's when I was little, I reached for the salt only to find an enormous, cold, slimy booger on the saltshaker... so remember, it could always be worse.
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                              Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
                              Possibly, but unless the person has long hair and the gum is stuck at the ends...the threat of frostbite is too great to chance it.

                              Remember that stuff is a gas in liquid form. Most of that stuff can hit -50 degrees.

                              Peanut butter is a lot safer and thanks largely to the oils in it, works amazingly well.

                              Mongo
                              = it was a joke.
                              Quote Dalesys:
                              ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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