Al and I went to Malmart tonight for a few things. Now, naturally, it's midnight, and at the moment only one register is open, the cigarette one, and naturally it being the second of the month, it's jam packed.
As we approach the registers to check out we hear a woman yelling. She's put down her two tiny items, a Coke and something else.
SC: I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WAIT TWENTY MINUTES TO CHECK OUT!
She proceeds down to the CSM stand and yells, we can't hear it.
SC: NOW THEY'RE LOSING A CUSTOMER!
The best part is, not ONE MINUTE later, five more lanes opened and the 10 minute midnight embargo on checking out was lifted.
As we approach the registers to check out we hear a woman yelling. She's put down her two tiny items, a Coke and something else.
SC: I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WAIT TWENTY MINUTES TO CHECK OUT!
She proceeds down to the CSM stand and yells, we can't hear it.
SC: NOW THEY'RE LOSING A CUSTOMER!
The best part is, not ONE MINUTE later, five more lanes opened and the 10 minute midnight embargo on checking out was lifted.
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