... I don't see a chicken... [long]

[Sharsarannon]

THIS is so definitely a WAR STORY. I do not have expletives for this. just.... ....

[Crazeyal]

YOU WIN THE FREAKING INTERNETS. I AM NOW FRIGHTENED OF MY OWN SHADOW.

Think how *I* felt driving home, in the dark, in the BRONX, alone....

[Broomjockey]

<not a mod> I'd like to point out War Stories nominations are to be made to the mods via PM. </not a mod>

That said, if I'd been in your situation, I probably would have gone back up to the lady and asked permission to be in there, as I'd hate to trip some dormant curse.

[Crazeyal]

THIS is so definitely a WAR STORY. I do not have expletives for this. just.... ....

Tis' not for us mere mortals to decide.

You can nominate a post or tale for War Story status, but do it privately to a moderator, please. Don't contact several moderators, or repeatedly argue for a War Story status - we'll get annoyed if you do. If you get told 'no', we mean 'no' - don't be offended, since it's probably going to happen to many tales.

But thanks for the compliment!!!

[Crazeyal]

Lime jell-o? What's the lime jell-o for?

Company picnics and mass suicides..

O course..

[Crazeyal]

Last bumpage for vanity's sake...

[Becks]

How's Jobu been treating you, Crazeyal?

Any luck with those curveballs?

[Crazeyal]

Jobu's been just fine...

I actually had to come back to that $#$#ing place a year later... There was what looked to be a damn SCARED looking purebred Doberman pup in the hallway while I was doing my James Bond disquised tools runs. It just looked up at me sadly and shivered a bit when I approached to pet it... so I just left it alone. A year later I (kicking and screaming) went back to change the batteries (It no WORKIN mon!!!) The poor dog is the SAME SIZE, only so skinny it's ribs were sticking out!!!

I'm ready to just call the Humane society, because this dog was OBVIOUSLY not being fed. The $@##@ing woman "tuts" at me and leans down to give the dog a $@#@#ing RICEBALL!!!

I said in my most strained-polite voice "M-ma'am... y-you DO know that the dog can't EAT rice.. it's stomach can't get any nutrition from it." "You mean DOT why de damn ding so skinny??? He LOVE de rice!! De dog food cost so much!!! My boyee he pet de dog but he don' FEED it.. I give him me leftovah scraps.."

I never wanted to hit a woman so much in my life...

[Camry178]

LMAO!!! Comin' from the bronx, that's gotta be one of the funniest stories I've heard. You poor thing, somebody should've warned you...

[Becks]

Jobu's been just fine...

Glad to hear that.










Sorry to hear about the poor doggie, though.