Normally, I'm..well..normal and only get the occasional guy flirting with me. Now all of the sudden I have A FRIGGEN MAN MOB AT WORK!!!
We recently hired a bunch of noobs and in each group lays a guy crushing on me :/
Group 1: a BIIIGGGGG black guy who doesn't talk. He is always watching me. Like, I'll glance over and he's always there...staring...creepily... One day, I was eating lunch and I glanced up from my book to see him staring at me from the doorway. He took off and I haven't noticed him following me to lunch since. He never talked to me once, although he did stick his number on my desk (written on a slip of paper with what looked like a conversation scribbled all over). I tossed it (after he left. I'm not that mean) and ignored it. He still stares tho....
Group 2: A coworkers son. He's 3 years younger, doesn't have a car or a license, wants to join the army for college, and is immature. All negatives in my book. For reasons unknown, he has a huge crush on me. Two days ago, I was walking to lunch and almost ran into him. Apparently, he changed his break time to match mine and waited around the corner for me! Then he chatted me up and invited himself to sit with me to chat me up some more. When I walked away, he followed and started asking about my boyfriends.
Me: No no boyfriend because I don't have time for one.
Creeper: You should get one!
Me: Nope. No thanks. I'm too busy for a personal life. I have no life.
Creeper: We should have no life together!
Me: Nope. I'm boring.
Creeper: We should be boring together some time!
Me: Nope. Oh back to work!
Then before he left, he came to my desk. I was listening to music so I left my headphones in, waved bye, and went back to work. He PULLED AN EARBUD OUT OF MY EAR and asked "Have you been thinking"?
Me: (struggling not to flip my lid and choak the kid) I've been WORKING.
Creeper: Have you been thinking about us?
Me: (THERE IS NO US!!!!!) Us?
Creeper: You know.
Me: No. I don't.
Creeper: Don't make me say it
Me: Say what?
Creeper: Do you want to be my girlfriend?
Me: No, sorry. I don't have time for a relationship.
Creeper: Awe ok. I'll ask again later! Byeeeee!
Me: (LATER?!!! NO! NO LATER! NEVER!!!)
Today, he followed me to lunch again and talked my ear off again. This time, he left before me, giving me a few moments peace to eat.
Creeper: I gotta go back now.
Me: M'kay.
Creeper: I'd stay if I could cuz you know I'd LOVE to stay to talk to YOUUUU!
Me: Nnn.
Creeper: You ever have a boyfriend before?
Me: Yup. Had one, didn't like it.
Creeper: You should try again! Like, sooon!
Me: No thanks. I like being single.
Creeper: I WAS HINTING AT THIS GUY, *points* ME, BY THE WAY!!!
Me: Yeah, I figured.
And when I was getting my lunchbox, I turned around to see Creeper with his phone up at me.
Creeper: Awwweee you moved and ruined it! *shows pic of me on his phone*
Me: DELETE IT. NOOOWWW.
Creeper: Awweeee whhyyyyyy?!!!
Me: I don't like people having pictures of me on their phones. NOW.
Creeper: Okiedokieeeee!!!
Me:
Apparently, a bunch of trainee guys saw me in the hall and now like me. I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! I'M GONNA LOSE IT IF THIS DOESN'T STOP!!!!!
We recently hired a bunch of noobs and in each group lays a guy crushing on me :/
Group 1: a BIIIGGGGG black guy who doesn't talk. He is always watching me. Like, I'll glance over and he's always there...staring...creepily... One day, I was eating lunch and I glanced up from my book to see him staring at me from the doorway. He took off and I haven't noticed him following me to lunch since. He never talked to me once, although he did stick his number on my desk (written on a slip of paper with what looked like a conversation scribbled all over). I tossed it (after he left. I'm not that mean) and ignored it. He still stares tho....
Group 2: A coworkers son. He's 3 years younger, doesn't have a car or a license, wants to join the army for college, and is immature. All negatives in my book. For reasons unknown, he has a huge crush on me. Two days ago, I was walking to lunch and almost ran into him. Apparently, he changed his break time to match mine and waited around the corner for me! Then he chatted me up and invited himself to sit with me to chat me up some more. When I walked away, he followed and started asking about my boyfriends.
Me: No no boyfriend because I don't have time for one.
Creeper: You should get one!
Me: Nope. No thanks. I'm too busy for a personal life. I have no life.
Creeper: We should have no life together!
Me: Nope. I'm boring.
Creeper: We should be boring together some time!
Me: Nope. Oh back to work!
Then before he left, he came to my desk. I was listening to music so I left my headphones in, waved bye, and went back to work. He PULLED AN EARBUD OUT OF MY EAR and asked "Have you been thinking"?
Me: (struggling not to flip my lid and choak the kid) I've been WORKING.
Creeper: Have you been thinking about us?
Me: (THERE IS NO US!!!!!) Us?
Creeper: You know.
Me: No. I don't.
Creeper: Don't make me say it
Me: Say what?
Creeper: Do you want to be my girlfriend?
Me: No, sorry. I don't have time for a relationship.
Creeper: Awe ok. I'll ask again later! Byeeeee!
Me: (LATER?!!! NO! NO LATER! NEVER!!!)
Today, he followed me to lunch again and talked my ear off again. This time, he left before me, giving me a few moments peace to eat.
Creeper: I gotta go back now.
Me: M'kay.
Creeper: I'd stay if I could cuz you know I'd LOVE to stay to talk to YOUUUU!
Me: Nnn.
Creeper: You ever have a boyfriend before?
Me: Yup. Had one, didn't like it.
Creeper: You should try again! Like, sooon!
Me: No thanks. I like being single.
Creeper: I WAS HINTING AT THIS GUY, *points* ME, BY THE WAY!!!
Me: Yeah, I figured.
And when I was getting my lunchbox, I turned around to see Creeper with his phone up at me.
Creeper: Awwweee you moved and ruined it! *shows pic of me on his phone*
Me: DELETE IT. NOOOWWW.
Creeper: Awweeee whhyyyyyy?!!!
Me: I don't like people having pictures of me on their phones. NOW.
Creeper: Okiedokieeeee!!!
Me:
Apparently, a bunch of trainee guys saw me in the hall and now like me. I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! I'M GONNA LOSE IT IF THIS DOESN'T STOP!!!!!
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