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Old 08-30-2018, 12:56 PM
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The problem with crop dusting is that some times you end up fertilizing on accident.

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Old 08-30-2018, 01:27 PM
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The problem with crop dusting is that some times you end up fertilizing on accident.
Sometimes Ol Estra needs more straw.
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Old 08-30-2018, 05:37 PM
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I'm not allowed to microwave popcorn for 23 minutes.
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Old 08-31-2018, 03:25 AM
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I'm not allowed to microwave popcorn for 23 minutes.
i have seen it catch flame at 4min, so i agree with that directive.
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Old 08-31-2018, 08:14 AM
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I'm not allowed to microwave popcorn for 23 minutes.
How is there a building left standing?!?
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Old 08-31-2018, 12:28 PM
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How is there a building left standing?!?
He realized he accidentally added an extra zero before he started up the microwave.
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Old 09-08-2018, 09:41 PM
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When asked to tape signs to the tills explaining why they were running a bit slow (old and too many ppl) I am not allowed to phrase it like this:

As our till are older they are becoming harder to run. We our currently keeping are system up with a mix of human sacrifice and black magic. Please remember there is a reason our complaints are low at this location.

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Old 09-11-2018, 06:55 AM
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He realized he accidentally added an extra zero before he started up the microwave.
Lucky him - I had a student who once set off the smoke alarm because they misread the instructions on a packet of croissants, thought "oven" meant "Microwave oven" and put it in for 4 minutes.

Yeah...fire department and alarm company were NOT happy about that one.

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- I am not allowed to chain my new manager to his desk because he ACTUALLY HAS A FSKING SPINE!
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Old 09-28-2018, 04:51 PM
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After being asked about going to a local chicken restaurant, I'm not allowed to say, "I just wanted two big, meaty breasts in my mouth."
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Old 09-29-2018, 01:43 AM
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After being asked about going to a local chicken restaurant, I'm not allowed to say, "I just wanted two big, meaty breasts in my mouth."
That's alright, the bubble tea place I go to has named their drinks sometimes very suggestive things. I'm often in there for a sexy redhead or a warm man nut. I have no problem telling it out when I walk through the door as I've been there so often that they know me by now.
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