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Old 10-15-2019, 08:54 AM
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This is a really old one FYI.

I am not allowed to “kill it with fire”. Even if it’s 8 beady eyes are staring at me and it’s the size of a dinner plate. No, “8 legs is 4 legs to many” is not a valid reason for how the gate house got burned down. That “at least I got the fucker” is irrelevant.

We were told there was a spider that was while non-lethal would still have you pumped full of the not so wonderful drugs. It looked a lot like it’s entirely harmless cousin who was also the same colour and size. I think the idea was that we were supposed to leave all local wildlife alone lest it eat us, poison us, suck out our souls, or get us into some other mischief unheard of. Needless to say it didn’t work.
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Old 10-21-2019, 09:54 PM
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It's not a good idea to call the server in Calabash, "The Shrimp Server," especially since the shortest member of our team is checking my work.
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Old 10-25-2019, 09:00 AM
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When you get told that you have to wear scrubs into the operating theatre tea room, don't ask if you can take a selfie while wearing them. (Actual context for this - meeting a doctor next week in said tea room to prepare for an upcoming meeting)
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Old 10-30-2019, 01:24 AM
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Apparently no-one wants to see the Genital Dance no matter how spectacular and creative is it, it is not considered an acceptable way to greet customers...
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Old 10-30-2019, 01:58 AM
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Sing "Take This Job It"
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Old 10-30-2019, 06:34 PM
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When someone asks if anyone needs to use the vacuum cleaner, I'm not allowed to say, "Sure, I could use a little sucky sucky."
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Old 10-31-2019, 11:59 AM
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When someone asks if anyone needs to use the vacuum cleaner, I'm not allowed to say, "Sure, I could use a little sucky sucky."
Did Kit hack your account?
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Old 10-31-2019, 11:13 PM
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Did Kit hack your account?
Doesn't this site have enough room for two perverts?
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Old 11-01-2019, 02:12 AM
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Doesn't this site have enough room for two perverts?
Are we down to two?
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Old 11-01-2019, 03:33 AM
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Are we down to two?
I'm sure we have more, but Kit-Ginevra and I are the most active ones AFAIK.
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