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Old 01-30-2009, 03:48 AM
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Quoth mattm04 View Post
You know you are From Connecticut when....

* You never went to a bar in high school.
* You thought everyone couldn't buy beer after 8 pm.
* You actually thought that Hartford was big.
* You or someone you know has attended UCONN.
* There is a farm within miles of your house.
* You thought bars were really for people over 21
* You don't have an accent when you talk.
* You have deer in your backyard.
* You didn't drink or do drugs until 10th grade.--never do drugs
* Your best friend went to Central, Western, Eastern and finally Manchester Community College.
* You hang out at Denny's.
* The town diner is the only place open after midnight.
* You've never looked at a public bus schedule.
* When you go to a real city, you sincerely feel bad for every homeless person you see.
* You get pissed at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
* You hold the door open for someone and they don't say "Thank You."
* There is absolutely nothing to do in the winter.
* You live twenty minutes form either an Abercrombie & Fitch, J. Crew, or GAP.--but i dont shop at any
* You can't understand why people don't know what a "package" store is.
i had to erase half the list :P

Old 02-03-2009, 11:51 PM
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You know you're from Canada when:

- You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."

- You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "what's good enough protection for the Prime Minister, is good enough for me!"

- The line "Dr. Penfield, I smell burnt toast" is hysterically funny.

- You can sing "O' Canada" in French and actually know what the words mean!

- Your backpack has more than one Canadian flag iron-on.

- You have been on Speaker's Corner. Bonus points if The Devil's Advocates made fun of you.

- You know more than 3 guys named Gordon.

- You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.

- You had a crush on Joey Jeremiah

- You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

- You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.

- You know that a mickey and a 2-4 mean "Party at the camp, eh!"

- You have Canadian Tire money somewhere in your house.

- Your parents bought your first hockey stick with Canadian Tire money

- You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap."

If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com
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