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Old 02-03-2018, 02:02 PM
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According to CBC, there's a pants rock in Nunavut.

This might explain why Gravekeeper's customers were so obsessed with pants.
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Old 02-03-2018, 05:57 PM
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Hmmm.... Maybe I need a new user pic!

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Old 02-03-2018, 06:10 PM
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Hmmm.... Maybe I need a new user pic!
... everybody must get stone ... washed pants ...
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Old 02-03-2018, 08:32 PM
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I'm literally LMBO right now. It explains so much! It's even reminiscent of pink camo, sort of...
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NP - What you need to do is to take the pic of the rock and then Photoshop a pink camo texture over it!
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Old 02-04-2018, 02:22 AM
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So this song would probably be out of place then...

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Old 02-05-2018, 01:20 AM
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NP - What you need to do is to take the pic of the rock and then Photoshop a pink camo texture over it!
OMG!

Hmm........

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Old 02-06-2018, 12:45 AM
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I sent this to my mom who has read GK's stories. She said

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That's it! They sacrificed all those pants to make the Pants God Idol
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Old 02-06-2018, 05:14 PM
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Pants God Idols would be a good name for a rock band. I'm thinking Indie.
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