A man and his wife were watching a TV program on the psychological issue of mixed emotions. When it was over, the husband roared "Boy, what a load of BS! There is absolutely nothing anybody could say to me to make me feel both happy and sad at the same time."
His wife turned to him and said "Out of you and all your guy friends, you have the biggest wang."
His wife turned to him and said "Out of you and all your guy friends, you have the biggest wang."
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