Go away; I can't breath.

[JustaCashier]

One of the smells that bothers me the most, is someone reeking of cigarettes.

I had one recently, whose money actually smelled strongly of cigarettes. It was like he'd kept the bills in an ashtray! After he left, I sprayed the bills with some apple scented duster spray which happened to be under my counter.

It didn't help that much, but I wanted to find some way of preventing my till from stinking like an ashtray for the rest of my shift!

Mike

[felixxkatt]

Gross! we used to have a guy (secretly we nicknamed him "sluggo") who seriously smelled like he had peed on everything he was wearing. he was pretty old and always wore button-up shirts with the buttons undone so you could see underneath these nasty old wifebeaters that even LOOKED like he peed on them. ugh, it was so repulsive! he reeked of old pee! i haven't seen him in a while, though. can't say that i miss that one!

[Andara Bledin]

There's some stuff out there that is really good at eliminating odors. I think it's called Mountain Air or something like that and is about as harmless a deodorizer as you can get.

My family all smokes and I don't, plus I work in a vehemently non-smoking building. I used to give myself a light misting of the stuff right before heading out the door to combat the miasma from the house.

^-.-^

[Mark Healey]

He smelled (literally) like he had rolled around on a giant pile of cigar ash after taking a bath in old dirty bong water. It was utterly revolting.

I'm guessing patchouli

[AFpheonix]

There's some stuff out there that is really good at eliminating odors. I think it's called Mountain Air or something like that and is about as harmless a deodorizer as you can get.

My family all smokes and I don't, plus I work in a vehemently non-smoking building. I used to give myself a light misting of the stuff right before heading out the door to combat the miasma from the house.

^-.-^

There's Odor-Mute, too. That's what we use when one of the dogs is stupid enough to get the business end of a skunk.