"what kind of donuts do you have?"
Always 30 different kinds. That you're expecting me to name off over drive thru. When you don't actually want the answer to that question, you just want to know if we have [x] donut. Which I can confirm after you inevitably either order it after not hearing it in my giant list of donuts, or if you dejectedly say, "you don't have [x] donut? "
"Swirl or shot...? It doesn't matter."
Yes it does. One is a sugary syrup. one is a sugar free flavoring. What you're saying is you don't care if your coffee tastes wrong or not. And I guarantee, you care. And I'll be remaking it in two seconds.
"Uhm, I wanted that iced."
Yes, you made that very clear after I repeated your order back to you, charged you 60 cents less for it to be hot, made it, and then tried to hand it to you. My kingdom for an ice upcharge button.
Always 30 different kinds. That you're expecting me to name off over drive thru. When you don't actually want the answer to that question, you just want to know if we have [x] donut. Which I can confirm after you inevitably either order it after not hearing it in my giant list of donuts, or if you dejectedly say, "you don't have [x] donut? "
"Swirl or shot...? It doesn't matter."
Yes it does. One is a sugary syrup. one is a sugar free flavoring. What you're saying is you don't care if your coffee tastes wrong or not. And I guarantee, you care. And I'll be remaking it in two seconds.
"Uhm, I wanted that iced."
Yes, you made that very clear after I repeated your order back to you, charged you 60 cents less for it to be hot, made it, and then tried to hand it to you. My kingdom for an ice upcharge button.
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