Quoth Food Lady
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Naked Guy's house was about 2 blocks from the store.
NO matter the weather frozen, cold, warm, blistering heat his front door was always open when he got delivery.
Now when he ordered delivery, he always seemed to time it so that one or more of the following happened:
1. just getting out of the shower and his bathroom was VERY visable from the open front door
2. doing naked or near naked excerises in said bathroom door (the most "popular" was using the pull-up bar in the doorway)
3. coming to the door with a loose robe on (and naked underneath)
4. coming to the door with shorts that can only be described as being made of very very very thin single layer gause (in other words NOT very much to the imagination)
5. coming to the door with a Speedoo on (again not very much left to the imagination)
We would NEVER tell a newbie about Naked Guy until after they delivered to him and the driver made a comment.
according to Corp. legal we could not blacklist him because he was doing all of these things INSIDE of the "privacy" of his own home.
I had several "comments" that I really would have liked to have spoken out loud.
Unfortuneately Naked Guy has moved out and is now no where to be found in our area.
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