Congrats, I just served the most racist person ever.

[Hon'ya-chan]

Me: *checking in some special orders* "Occult Bondage and Deliverance?" Who the fuck orders this crap....?
SC: "Excuse me, but can you help me?"
Me: *drops the book onto the counter* Yes.
SC: I'm looking for a book.
Me: Title, Author....?
SC: I don't know either.
Me: (great, just.....) Recent release?
SC: Um, it is a red book.
Me: (goddamn it....) Subject matter?
SC: I dunno, it was on (show name; forgot what she said).
Me: (Must...control....fist....of....death....) Howabout describing what was being talked upon said show?
SC: It had something to do with a murder.
Me: The OJ book?
SC: I don't want that niggers book!!
Me: (oh boy, here we go) Actually, Ron Goldman's family is profiting from the book.
SC: Those Jews?
Me: (Who the hell am I talking to, Femme Hitler?) IIRC, they lived in California.....I think.
SC: Those tree-hugging faggots?
Me: *palm hitting face in mind* Perhaps if you go to the show's website and check their transcripts, you can find the book or the author. Unless I have a title or the author, I can't really help you.
SC: Oh, okay. *leaves*
Me: *waits for the lady to leave, and then repeatedly kicks the box full of special orders*

[Gravekeeper]

Oh wow, answer for everything. You should have tried to stump her. Throw out Mongolians or Bolivians or something.

[Bright_Star]

Was she looking for the book "The curious incident of the dog in the night time"?

[Hon'ya-chan]

Oh wow, answer for everything. You should have tried to stump her. Throw out Mongolians or Bolivians or something.

"Goddamn Mogolians...tearing down my citty wall!!"

[JustADude]

Personally, I would have told her "Door's on your left. Use it." after the N-Word comment. Most of my friends when I was younger were black, so I get nearly as twitchy as they do when that comes up.

[Gravekeeper]

"Goddamn Mogolians...tearing down my citty wall!!"

Exactly what I was thinking, hehehe.

[BaristaGirl]

Personally, I would have told her "Door's on your left. Use it." after the N-Word comment. Most of my friends when I was younger were black, so I get nearly as twitchy as they do when that comes up.

When a person starts talking about any group of people using offensive language, IT IS OVER. It holds true for my customers, (although, thankfully, I've never actually been confronted by this situation, but I tell myself I'd actively hand the person over to someone who can serve them better, i.e., anybody 'cause I'd kick 'em in the junk,) and it held true for my boyfriend's racist father. As far as I am concerned, he is an ass. There is nothing more to it. I want as little to do with him as is possible. Which, is sad, because my boyfriend, his sister, and even his mother and I all get along swimmingly. But, yeah, I do not tolerate that well.

I (ethnically/raised Jewish) had someone I didn't know well make a joke about the holocaust in front of me once, without realizing my own ethnicity, and he learned right quick to, yeah, not do that anymore. (Nobody had ever absorbed the meaning of my death ray glare so quickly.) I do not enjoy promoting or involving myself in any group of people that exclude others or judge based on religion, skin color, length of pinky toe, whatever.

Except those Mongolians. (XD!)

[Imogene]

"Occult Bondage and Deliverance?"

Were those two separate orders? Or just one title? Occult bondage, and Deliverance... someone has a naughty night planned... hope their boyfriend knows.
And, OT: I just love how the Goldman's re-working of the front cover of the book makes it look like OJ is confessing to the murders, even though the full title is still there.

[blas]

I think my ex roomate owns that book! *shudders* Oh well, to each their own!

Goddamn Mongolians tearing down my shitty wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There just isn't pleasing anyone, it appears. I guess that customer hates blacks, Jewish people, hippies, right handed people, people with green eyes, people with olive skin, people who wear mumus, people who wear flip flops with socks.....the list goes on and on!!!!

[Hon'ya-chan]

Were those two separate orders? Or just one title? Occult bondage, and Deliverance... someone has a naughty night planned... hope their boyfriend knows.

Sadly, it's a real book.

[ladyklack]

Oh my, "Counseling the Occultly Oppressed." I think I just died a little inside.

[Bandit]

Sadly, it's a real book.

My irony meter broke when I clicked that link and scrolled down to see.....

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[JustADude]

Oh my, "Counseling the Occultly Oppressed." I think I just died a little inside.

Yeah... screw that. Seriously. They're treating religions and gods far older than theirs like some kind of cult.

[Tria]

Yeah... screw that. Seriously. They're treating religions and gods far older than theirs like some kind of cult.

Well, consider who "they" are....

[Broomjockey]

Yeah... screw that. Seriously. They're treating religions and gods far older than theirs like some kind of cult.

>_< Thanks, I'd almost forgotten the time my mother told me I joined a cult when I told her I'd taken up the practise of Druidry. That was the actual word she used, too. And she'd researched by going to one website. That was very much biased in favour of monothesistic religions.

On topic: wow, I'd have tried to turn it into a game, see just how many types of people he could insult. Maybe make up some bingo-type cards. Hmm... Bigot...Bingo... same number of letters...