Domestic abuse, a nun and other stories

[Sliceanddice]

Bannedanna, aren't nuns are Married to god?

[infavorofnaturalselection]

Exactly what I was thinking.

Around here, "hot" usually refers to the heat of the chile (or the outdoor temps in the summer). "Spicy" is something completely different.

So what foods say Spicy but don't mean heat of the chile?

How could the person not see the chiles or asterisk warning on these foods?

Probably thinks taco bell hot sauce is too hot for her.

[infavorofnaturalselection]

... A large group of thirty plus students came in, and took up a whole area of the pub. They were there for about three hours, when I noticed something odd.

Me: Have ANY of those students bought anything since they've been in here?...


Outside food

Was cleaning an area of the bar, when I looked and saw four women, each sat with a large assortment of chinese food! They had quite obviously wandered to the nearest takeaway and got some food. ...

I would have loved to hear their side of these exchanges just to see how much of an idiot they are due to their lack of understanding.

As for the takeout ladies what the hell? If they were going to eat the stuff in a restaurant why not from the place they got the takeout?

Students ever hear of a park bench or go home? Every place besides a park is going to throw you out since you aren't spending any money to jusifiy staying there.

[AFpheonix]

There is a sect of monks out near us who run a little winery. I imagine they sample the goods a fair amount, too

[XCashier]

SC: Hmph! I'm never eating here again!

"And there was much rejoicing."

(sorry, I couldn't resist!)

[MystyGlyttyr]

Hmmm...do I still get virgin sacrifices when I myself am a virgin? Maybe you'd better find some prostitutes to sacrifice. I'm sure those are much more plentiful.

Probably having me as a bouncer would be short-lived, though. The instant that sucker in the first story broke a glass on his wife, I'd be on him like ants on a candy bar and probably wind up arrested for at least second degree assault. Or whatever crime "making him swallow broken glass through his nose" counts as. Very little sends me off the deranged end like a guy hurting his wife.

However, getting PAID to harrass stupid people is kind of a dream of mine. Maybe I should consider it...

[iradney]

Mysty, if I ever get famous and need a bodyguard, you'd be the only person I'd hire. Prossies are easy enough to find and sacrifice - how many would you like?? LOL

I'm glad that at the end of the evening the lady decided to press charges - here's hoping they stick too...

[BookstoreEscapee]

Ok i just have to ask, where are these people getting their law degrees from? Ebay?

Maybe from here.

There's a diner right in the middle of my town that's been around forever and only does breakfast and lunch.

[katie kaboom]

Maybe from here.

ha ha, that is funny that they sell that. now we know where these SCs shop.

[BookstoreEscapee]

ha ha, that is funny that they sell that. now we know where these SCs shop.

hee, I was in BN the other day and I saw it on a graduation gift display. They also have a med school one.

[katie kaboom]

great, so now all the SCs of the world will think they're a lawyer AND a doctor...god help us all.

[Lehk]

I'm so glad she changed her mind and pressed charges. hopefully the scumbag is sitting in a jail cell learning what it's like to get his ass kicked on a regular basis.

[Eireann]

I don't know about getting his ass kicked... I imagine something less pleasant could happen to his ass.

[Andara Bledin]

Hmmm...do I still get virgin sacrifices when I myself am a virgin? Maybe you'd better find some prostitutes to sacrifice. I'm sure those are much more plentiful.

Oh, hey, if you're not picky, I got some skanky hos that work the end of the street I no longer live on.

Oh why do the idiots come out drinking when I'm on duty?

The Domestic

[much snippage]

At the end of the night, she came back into the bar, saying "I've changed my mind, I'm pressing charges, this isn't the first time this has happened to me"

The manager called the police.

Good for her!

Too many people get away with abuse because the people they abuse can't stomach the idea of making the abusers take the punishment.

^-.-^

[zzapp the witch]

Nuns have sex. Don't fool yourself. Oh, the stories I've been told when they visit home every few years......

But then, maybe I just don't know any "good" nuns....