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  • 10 Awesome Ads (For Traumatizing Children)

    http://www.cracked.com/article_17093...-children.html

    Warning; there are some swears in the text, but honestly, just watch the videos. XD I was laughing hysterically at the Tarako one; watch it and see for yourself!
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  • #2
    I've seen the Norton Furniture one on actual tv here. Horrible, even worse when you're only half watching.

    That, boys and girls, is what happens when you combine drugs with a low ad budget!

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    • #3
      All I can say is...
      I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
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      • #4
        I remember the Nike one...but I don't remember it being so stop and go.

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        • #5
          I've seen the Axe one. I remember ing the whole way through. But the others.....damn, I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.....

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          • #6
            somewhere a little boy is watching that Axe commercial thinking "damn, are girls really going to try to eat me and tear me limb from limb" ... which will lead him to seek the safety of other boys... and hence the mystery of how one becomes gay is solved
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            • #7
              Quoth SG15Z View Post
              I've seen the Axe one. I remember ing the whole way through. But the others.....damn, I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.....
              For fears that an army of legless and armless toddlers wrapped in blankets will come and get you? XD
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              • #8



                can't sleep, clown'll eat me....can't sleep, clown'll eat me....can't sleep, clown'll eat me....



                Anybody else think the girl from that pasta commercial came out of Village of the Damned? Yeesh....
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                • #9
                  Baby Laughs-A-Lot and the facial mask one are both going to give me nightmares.
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                  Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                  • #10
                    The pig-tailed scottish alien was the one that got to me. What was she selling, anyway? I was so freaked out by her appearance I couldn't make sense of the commercial.

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                    • #11
                      PS3 takes the cake for the creepiest one - maybe the laughing doll is a very close second.
                      Quote Dalesys:
                      ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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                      • #12
                        Quoth morgana View Post
                        The pig-tailed scottish alien was the one that got to me. What was she selling, anyway? I was so freaked out by her appearance I couldn't make sense of the commercial.
                        Talking about Playstation1

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                        • #13


                          If I go to the furniture store and don't get credit I'm afraid I might become part of that guys personal stuffed zoo. Sadly the cop mannequin, yeah, mannequin won't help me.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth draggar View Post
                            PS3 takes the cake for the creepiest one - maybe the laughing doll is a very close second.
                            Oh god, why why why make a doll with a demonic laughter sound effect?!
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                            • #15
                              Aww Norton's Furniture! Seriously, I love those commercials. I'm a native Clevelander and there have been one too many times I've been up at 3 or 4 in the morning and being inundated with Norton's Furniture commercials... Watching it now gives me a nostalgic warm and fuzzy feeling...

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