I haven't run into any weird or sucky customers, but I think that's partly because I'm a humble cashier, and the actual salespeople are getting 'em all.
Two items from our lumber department:
1) Customer wants lumber with no knotholes. NONE, NADA, ZIP. Salesperson, later on: "Well, you find me a tree with no branches and I'll find you lumber with no knotholes."
2) Woman comes in looking for lumber for some project. It has to be very special lumber ... "It has to speak to me!" Salesperson's expression when he was relating this was hilarious.
Well, ma'am, you be sure to let us know if our lumber is talking to you ... **puts phone number of Ripley's Believe It or Not" on speed dial **
Two items from our lumber department:
1) Customer wants lumber with no knotholes. NONE, NADA, ZIP. Salesperson, later on: "Well, you find me a tree with no branches and I'll find you lumber with no knotholes."
2) Woman comes in looking for lumber for some project. It has to be very special lumber ... "It has to speak to me!" Salesperson's expression when he was relating this was hilarious.
Well, ma'am, you be sure to let us know if our lumber is talking to you ... **puts phone number of Ripley's Believe It or Not" on speed dial **
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