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... hailing from and having just ingested parts unknown, the Deadbeat Meth-Head!
Or, at least I'm assuming that's what he is. The deadbeat part is a certainty, since Twitch was after his car for nonpayment.
The meth part? Just a hunch....
Based on the fact that both he and his skanky-looking girlfriend ran out of their house, jumped in the car, and took off when they saw Twitch there to load it.
And as in took off, I mean took OFF. As in drove it OFF his truck before he had it strapped, cut through the yard, and went peeling down the street.
Twitch was rather nonplussed about it, if they want subject their car's delicate suspension to a three foot fall, that's their choice. He would have (as the law says he must) put it down for them if they wanted to leave... but I guess they had a stash in there they had to go hide somewhere else.
They also snatched the repo order paperwork out of his hands and crumpled it up, tossing it into their backseat as they departed.
Now THAT was what they shouldn't have done, because that made Twitch angry.
Angry enough to call the State Police and report them (complete with car description, plate number and last known address) for theft.
Theft of HIS papers which they aren't supposed to have (they contain confidential banking info).
The Trooper he talked to looked up the names...
"Oh, him? Heh, he's got warrants, and so does she, we'll go pick them up."
Twitch says not to even bother trying to recover the papers, he's already had fresh ones texted to his phone so he can keep repoing for the day, so the police can take their sweet ol' time on this one.
Yep, for one or two measly sheets of paper, the marauding duo have just added to their rap sheet and ensured their imminent loss of freedom is now even MORE imminent, when had they just said "put it down" they'd be free to go about their business and WOULDN'T have every Trooper on the beat looking for them right now.... but, well, smart people tend to not end up in jail. And now you know why.
Thus ends the adventure of Twitch vs. The Future Starting Lineup of "Cops: Central Pennsyltucky"
Or, at least I'm assuming that's what he is. The deadbeat part is a certainty, since Twitch was after his car for nonpayment.
The meth part? Just a hunch....
Based on the fact that both he and his skanky-looking girlfriend ran out of their house, jumped in the car, and took off when they saw Twitch there to load it.
And as in took off, I mean took OFF. As in drove it OFF his truck before he had it strapped, cut through the yard, and went peeling down the street.
Twitch was rather nonplussed about it, if they want subject their car's delicate suspension to a three foot fall, that's their choice. He would have (as the law says he must) put it down for them if they wanted to leave... but I guess they had a stash in there they had to go hide somewhere else.
They also snatched the repo order paperwork out of his hands and crumpled it up, tossing it into their backseat as they departed.
Now THAT was what they shouldn't have done, because that made Twitch angry.
Angry enough to call the State Police and report them (complete with car description, plate number and last known address) for theft.
Theft of HIS papers which they aren't supposed to have (they contain confidential banking info).
The Trooper he talked to looked up the names...
"Oh, him? Heh, he's got warrants, and so does she, we'll go pick them up."
Twitch says not to even bother trying to recover the papers, he's already had fresh ones texted to his phone so he can keep repoing for the day, so the police can take their sweet ol' time on this one.
Yep, for one or two measly sheets of paper, the marauding duo have just added to their rap sheet and ensured their imminent loss of freedom is now even MORE imminent, when had they just said "put it down" they'd be free to go about their business and WOULDN'T have every Trooper on the beat looking for them right now.... but, well, smart people tend to not end up in jail. And now you know why.
Thus ends the adventure of Twitch vs. The Future Starting Lineup of "Cops: Central Pennsyltucky"
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