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Old 07-30-2018, 11:47 PM
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Dear [Company], you can have fast or you can have accurate but you can't have both, especially if your systems don't even have the right information.
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Old 01-10-2019, 04:03 PM
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Dear Sir,

I have been letting my hair grow out for the past 1 years. I don't need to hear your comments about it, baldy.
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Old 06-12-2019, 08:27 PM
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Dear CS,

I'm making this letter so the thread doesn't get closed.
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Old 06-14-2019, 08:03 PM
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Dear Victoria's Secret,

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Loose straps mean floppy t**s!

I barf in your general direction!
If I may offer a suggestion to anyone who has this problem... Goddess Brand has never let me down. I have been wearing them for over 30 years. Most last me over 2 years with proper care. I have ranged from DD to I cup size over the years. (No, that is not a typo!) So I know whereof I speak
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Old 06-17-2019, 11:45 PM
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Dear Transgender Center of The Rockies

Thank you so much for helping my husband and I when he got overheated at Denver Pride Fest and almost passed out. Your provision of cold water and quick action to summon EMS probably saved him from heat stroke (his blood pressure when the first responders took it was 100 / 32). We are so grateful for you, keep on rocking it!

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Old 06-18-2019, 07:08 AM
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Dear Seagulls

My car does not have a target on the roof. Why do you keep cr@ping on my roof but ignore my neighbour's car, which is literally 3 feet away from mine on the other side of the fence?

Yours in annoyance

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Old 06-18-2019, 05:17 PM
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Dear Seagulls

My car does not have a target on the roof. Why do you keep cr@ping on my roof but ignore my neighbour's car, which is literally 3 feet away from mine on the other side of the fence?

Yours in annoyance

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Dear Greek Jester,

You do have a target on your car. You call it the door handle.

Sincerely,

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