Where We Learn The Colour Of The Messiah

[Scorpodael]

Oh, Gravekeeper. You want to know what you did in another life to deserve this fate? You invented mind-spamming. After the advent of mechanically-assisted telepathy, it was actually something of a challenge to come up with a way to break into the system with advertising. The end solution was a little like spam, spoofing the brain filters with codes that seemed legitimate. Unfortunately, this killed 56.6 million people.

... Yes, this is in the future. Whoever said that reincarnation is entropically-linear?

[spark]

I just want to know what the heck "Greased Indigo" is actually supposed to look like. Because the name doesn't really make me want to wear it. Please tell me that's just some amusing variation you made up and not a real color!

[AngloSaxonViking]

Best Bit About Being Canadian

Dearest GK
I'm not wanting to criticise, just mention that you forgot a bit. After "Because I'm Canadian. No, I can't "Go back to my own country", I'm already in my own country. Yes, you did win a war against the British over taxes" comes the best bit about being Canadian, namely

"Yes, we did march into your country and burn your federal capital city to the ground. It was 200 years ago. Get over it already".

[AngloSaxonViking]

Chair with good back support

On a more serious note, we have several "secondhand office equipment" stores near us, selling fancy chairs from the offices of bankrupt businesses, still in working condition, at about 25% of the new price. Worth a few phone calls.

[fireheart]

A spanking! A spanking!

First the spanking! And then the oral sex!

ORAL SEX!!!!!

[RealUnimportant]

Isn't Richmond in Virginia? That's kind of far from Vancouver.

There's another Richmond here in London, England... And we did get a little snow early last month, but nothing worth making an international drunk call over

[Rapscallion]

ORAL SEX!!!!!

Seeing as you're offering...

Rapscallion

[Seshat]

Sorry

Me: “Are you 19 or older?”
SC: “Oh God! ………….am I ever.”

My apologies, sir. I keep forgetting that this question seems to be tantamount to asking “Are you hurdling helplessly towards the grave?” to some people. Once again, on behalf of our company, I would like to apologize for reminding you of your own impending morality and urge you to try and cling to life long enough to receive your order.

As with Jester, I could not let the morality/mortality typo go.

However, I can provide a link to a comic....

Swan Song

[fireheart]

Seeing as you're offering...

Rapscallion

>.> errr..........

[dalesys]

ORAL SEX!!!!!

Oreo sex? I volunteer to be the pasty white filling!

[Gravekeeper]

Bah, back to tablet until new chair can be ordered. Hard to copy pasta quote now.

Though if reincarnation isn't linear, and this is my pushiment for future events, then you do realise that means I will likely cause some sort of catastrophic culling of the human race in the future. >.>

[Jay 2K Winger]

Bah, back to tablet until new chair can be ordered. Hard to copy pasta quote now.

Though if reincarnation isn't linear, and this is my pushiment for future events, then you do realise that means I will likely cause some sort of catastrophic culling of the human race in the future. >.>

And I, for one, will welcome our Gravekeeper Overlord as he purges the lands of the unclean, profane, and unpants'd.

[dragon_wings]

And I, for one, will welcome our Gravekeeper Overlord as he purges the lands of the unclean, profane, and unpants'd.

All hail Gravekeeper, our Wise and Merciful Lord! *bows low in supplication*

[Duelist925]

All hail Gravekeeper, our Wise and Merciful Lord! *bows low in supplication*

All Hail Gravekeeper, Bringer of Pants, and fear his most deadly of assassins--The Spontaneous Musical Hobo Alliance!

[Becks]

All Hail Gravekeeper, Bringer of Pants, and fear his most deadly of assassins--The Spontaneous Musical Hobo Alliance!

You forgot to mention his cat.