This question can never lead to anythign good and of course tonight was no exception. Our starting pitcher will be me, the hotel clerk. Batting tonight for the Colorado Sucky Customers, will be Jack Ass.
SC: Do you rent rooms to people without ID? I just came from the other place (Motel 6) and they wouldn't rent to me.
Me: I'm sorry, but we're no different. We have to have an ID.
SC: Some on! I've been on a bus all the way from New Mexico and I just need a room. Swing and a miss for sob story
(How the hell do you get a buss ticket and board the bus without ID?)
Me: I'm sorry, but we have to have ID to check you in.
SC: What if I gave you an extra $200? Strike 2 for bribery
Me: I'm sorry, but we need ID.
SC: Is there a manager here? (WTF? At 1 in the morning?) Strike 3 for wanting to appeal to someone higher up for not hearing an answer they like.
Me: They would tell you the same thing.
SC: Are there any other hotels that would allow me to check in without ID?
Me: All the hotels around here require ID. I don't know of any that don't.
SC: Are you sure you can't check me in without ID? (Oh how I hate being asked if I'm sure about something.)
Me: As I said before, we have to have ID to check you in.
SC at this point steps away from the plate knowing he has struck out.
SC: Do you rent rooms to people without ID? I just came from the other place (Motel 6) and they wouldn't rent to me.
Me: I'm sorry, but we're no different. We have to have an ID.
SC: Some on! I've been on a bus all the way from New Mexico and I just need a room. Swing and a miss for sob story
(How the hell do you get a buss ticket and board the bus without ID?)
Me: I'm sorry, but we have to have ID to check you in.
SC: What if I gave you an extra $200? Strike 2 for bribery
Me: I'm sorry, but we need ID.
SC: Is there a manager here? (WTF? At 1 in the morning?) Strike 3 for wanting to appeal to someone higher up for not hearing an answer they like.
Me: They would tell you the same thing.
SC: Are there any other hotels that would allow me to check in without ID?
Me: All the hotels around here require ID. I don't know of any that don't.
SC: Are you sure you can't check me in without ID? (Oh how I hate being asked if I'm sure about something.)
Me: As I said before, we have to have ID to check you in.
SC at this point steps away from the plate knowing he has struck out.
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