Headdesk Moment #924

[Deceptitech]

Coffee at your house tomorrow morning!

i want my coffee to climb out of the cup and slap me on the face. I tend to drink expresso like it is going out of style, and when I worked third shift for an alarm company, took my expresso machine in and stashed it under the cupboard=)

My coffee won't slap you in the face. It will take a 20 lb sledge hammer to your toes, and scream the 1812 overture in your eardrums.

Note, when drinking espresso:

Unless you get the light roast, you're not getting a lot of caffiene. The darker the roast, the less caffiene there is in the coffee. the "French Roast" has less caffiene than a pepsi.

Did I mention I am a serious nut on food science?

[Soria]

I make my coffee first thing when I wake up, a light roast to get the most caffiene that God allows. I add 2 Madagascar vanilla beans with my coffee beans. I grind it with a burr grinder to its finest setting, then place it in a wire mesh filter. I run it through a hacked black and decker coffee pot with the temperature adjusted to 197 degrees. I pour it in a 52of Bubba keg mug, and get my brain, body and hatred for humans started before coming into the 5th plane of hell.

I made coffee for my coworkers, and one took the 10 oz cup, diluted it with 10 more ounces of water, and told me that was still too strong.

Dude... your coffe would melt my insides!

[SylviasDaddy]

"I'm in shape, ROUND IS a shape!"

Or. like I tell people when they ask why I don't go on a diet:

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

[venroses]

one of my flatmates in Vancouver used to work at a coffee shop on 4th

it has a yoga stuido on the same block and after class everymorning a group of women would come in and order "organic milk/coffee ground chai lattes"

they would go on and on about being caffine free and organic, my flatmate pointed out that the lattee part of the coffee wasnt and was told she "didnt know what she was talking about because all organic coffee was caffine free"

she gave them what they asked for after that.... why bother... what does she know

because you know, working in a coffee shop means you know nothing about coffee.
Thats kinda the opposite of the kids who go to starbucks and order those frapps that don't have the caffeine, and talk about how they need their caffeine to function.

[otakuneko]

the "French Roast" has less caffiene than a pepsi.

Did I mention I am a serious nut on food science?

Holy crap. It might as well be a why-bother!

[AlmightyALT]

I don't drink coffee either. If I'm motion sick, the smell of coffee will send me over the edge into pukedom. As does the smell McDonald's breakfasts. I also don't drink sodas or alcohol.

My teachers ask me if I'm really an American.

I do drink tea though. But not after 9pm. Last time I drank tea after 9pm it was a Chinese Jasmine tea that I bought in China and had enough caffeine in it to keep me up until 2:30am. I re-folded all of my clothes in my closet and drawers and was almost useless the next day. Thank goodness for Japanese energy drinks!

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

I don't like coffee, either. It tastes like chalk smells. Even stuff that is 99% sugar has a nasty aftertaste.

It's hot chocolate for me. I also like green tea.

And Scotch! I don't like most alcohol, but I love Scotch. ^w^

[nomorecarts]

I have just got to know, IPF . . . how do you know what either a tire fire or ass tastes like?

sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgiveable to go ass to mouth

you've all seen that movie

[RetailWorkhorse]

I make my coffee first thing when I wake up, a light roast to get the most caffiene that God allows. I add 2 Madagascar vanilla beans with my coffee beans. I grind it with a burr grinder to its finest setting, then place it in a wire mesh filter. I run it through a hacked black and decker coffee pot with the temperature adjusted to 197 degrees. I pour it in a 52of Bubba keg mug, and get my brain, body and hatred for humans started before coming into the 5th plane of hell.

I love you and I want you to make my coffee for me.

My coffee won't slap you in the face. It will take a 20 lb sledge hammer to your toes, and scream the 1812 overture in your eardrums.

My kinda cuppa joe.

Last time I drank tea after 9pm it was a Chinese Jasmine tea that I bought in China and had enough caffeine in it to keep me up until 2:30am. I re-folded all of my clothes in my closet and drawers and was almost useless the next day. Thank goodness for Japanese energy drinks!

*Blinks*

......PASS IT!

[smileyeagle1021]

"didnt know what she was talking about because all organic coffee was caffine free"

that's when you say "oh yeah, like organic tobacco is nicotene free" (and scarily the SC might believe it)

though sense everyone else has said their preference, I stick to Diet Pepsi, Earl Grey Tea, and occasionally wine

[jerkface11]

That's it i'm starting a company to sell "Certified Organic bottled" water.

[prb]

That's it i'm starting a company to sell "Certified Organic bottled" water.

Please don't add to the environmental mess of water bottles.

[Music Mo-Gal]

I must be stupid then, because I had no idea until this minute that chai latte was made with syrup. I assumed it was tea, spices, sugar and milk.

I do, however, know that "organic" and caffeine-free" are not synonymous. Do I get half a point for that?

[jerkface11]

Please don't add to the environmental mess of water bottles.

Oh I'm going to. I'll even make sure the bottles degrade into something that kills baby seals!

[rerant]

I must be stupid then, because I had no idea until this minute that chai latte was made with syrup. I assumed it was tea, spices, sugar and milk.

It's supposed to be the latter, but you know... $5 douchebag drinks and all...