Gross, but so happy!

[Shironu-Akaineko]

THEY FINALLY CAUGHT HER.

Who? Why, the lil ol' lady who kept building mount Everpoo of course!

Every DAY she kept building Fortresses of Poopitude in the second bathroom stall of the women's bathroom (you know, the one and only stall whose door always stays wide open?) And instead of even trying to flush would dump an entire industrial sized roll of toilet paper over it!

2 Christmasses ago she covered Poopzilla with an entire set of Long Johns!

(Sympathy : gone. Finis. Nada Zip ziltch!)

I JUST saw her (and her heavily soiled pants) being escorted out by a Police officer!

FINALLY!

[Headset Hellion]

What on earth has she been eating?!

[MoonCat]

There's a cop who's going to want a different car for his next shift...

[Jay 2K Winger]

Wow. Talk about a shitty customer.



Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week, try the veal, don't forget to tip your server!

[Food Lady]

@ Jay. Sometimes I feel like people only come to our store to change their kids' diapers or spray the back of the toilets with poop.

[Tama]

As a person with a finicky, random GI tract...WHY? Highlight, may be disgusting. I know that toilets can be clogged, so...why not flush between poos? There is no way you are ejecting this much poo this often, in one consecutive run (ala the runs). And if you are then you should be in a hospital.

Seriously. WTF?

[Spork4pedro]

Wait...am I reading this right? This lady would come in daily to poop in the same stall and the not flush? As gross as it is why would the cleaning crew (night staff or whoever it is that is in charge of that) leave that unflushed the first time let alone turn into Mt. Everpoo?

[taxguykarl]

Tell me she's banned.

[ADeMartino]

There's a cop who's going to want a different car for his next shift...

That's why a lot of those cop cars have the 'hard plastic' rear seats instead of the normal cushioned items. Not much for comfort, but a hell of a lot easier to clean.

[PepperElf]

What on earth has she been eating?!

Wow. Talk about a shitty customer.
Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week, try the veal, don't forget to tip your server!

Maybe she ate the veal?


but seriously wtf?

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Not just not flush, but empty the toilet paper dispenser in the bowl to cover her mess!

I dunno if she's banned, I'll have to ask MallBoss (tm) when I go back to work.

I hope so because at this point she's a biohazard. Jo told me he once saw her walk in front of the store and.... um...

Make sure she didn't get lost.

If you get my meaning.

EW!!!!

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Okay, not really an update per se, but I saw her and what we assume to be her husband talk to TWO police officers and MallBoss earlier, then got escorted out.

The plot sickens.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Last update

Just asked Mallboss today, Yes indeed, poopmeister is banned!

The first time I saw her being escorted out with her pants um.. yeah, turns out she had left road apples (yeah, fist-sized) from the shoe store to the bathroom. I had only seen 1 police officer but turns out that he had to call back up because while she was compliant on my floor, she changed her tune on the ground floor. I didn't get to see that part.

Second time around was because she ignored the ban and was in the mall again. that's why there was an argument, her not budging, mallboss being there explaining to the cops why she was banned and a lot of finger pointing. She tried to argue again once she reached the ground floor, but it didn't last as long.

MallBoss also told me she caught 4 people with beer in the mall and two 16 year old girls racing shopping carts in the upstairs megastore and snapping selfies while doing so. Tween Store manager banned kids making out in her changing rooms.

Wow. My mall, ladies and gents! *golf clap*

[mosspack1]

I just have to know what "snapping selfies" means.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Taking pictures of themselves. Usually reserved for bathroom mirrors. ;p