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Dude. Close your porn folder...
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I guess using a command line can save you massive amounts of brain bleach...
But it won't prevent you from suffering from the radiating idiocy of certain users."I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
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Old post, but... seriously, why do people look at porn on their company computers? I hope that the advent of netbooks will stop this... seriously, spend three hundred bucks and you have a nice little passwordable porn reader that you can keep on your nightstand. (Before anyone asks, yes, my cute little pearl-white ASUS is not as innocent as it looks.)
Oh, and back up everything before you send your personal computer in for repairs... I feel bad for the guy who had his work erased by the god-bothering techs, but why the did he not have it all archived somewhere else?
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Quoth Magister Quis View PostWe had one guy come in with a CD left in his drive labelled "Porn Backup #2".
Contrary to popular belief, it's not just a guy thing. The most, uh, interesting titles (as read from a bash shell) were on girls' computers.
And people wonder why I use a command line...
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Quoth Flying Grype View PostOh, and back up everything before you send your personal computer in for repairs...I AM the evil bastard!
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Quoth Flying Grype View PostOld post, but... seriously, why do people look at porn on their company computers?
At the agency I where I worked, one employee was up for being fired for having porn on his computer. With the help of the union, and some astute questioning, it was discovered that a lot of the high ranking* directors of the agency had a lot of porn on their computers. The case was dropped like the proverbial hot potato.
*Senior Executive Service positions in the US Government."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Teeheeheeheee
A no porn rule would be weird at my company. Background: We wholesale adult toys of all sorts and sizes.
So of course we surf to retail adult stores on the web to see what they sell and what we might just add to our portfolio. Those sites often have very explicit pictures. You have issues with full frontal nudity? Don't work here.
We are very upfront with any new hires about that. Before my time there was one sales guy who started lecturing everyone about how sinful all this is, he didn't make probation.No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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At my office, porn is taken seriously. That is, if we find it, you have to find another job. And yes, it is in the employee handbook....and all new hires have to sign the last page of that book stating that they've read it. If they claim they "don't know" about the policy? Tough shit--they signed it, means they agreed to it.
So far, we've only had to fire one person over porn. But, he was an asshole to begin with, and the porn was the last straw. Seriously, if you feel the need to be surrounded by it 24/7, you have a problemAerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
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Quoth BeeMused View PostSo of course we surf to retail adult stores on the web to see what they sell and what we might just add to our portfolio.
How often do you find yourself reaching for the brain bleach?
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Quoth BeeMused View PostSo of course we surf to retail adult stores on the web to see what they sell and what we might just add to our portfolio."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Quoth PepperElf View Postonly thing worse is wondering how clean the keyboard is nowHuman Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth Flying Grype View PostThat... actually sounds like a neat job. Who knew that all those amateurs putting their junk up on Xtube were inadvertently advertising for a toy company? "Gee, he looks like he's having fun. Let's stock those!"
How often do you find yourself reaching for the brain bleach?
I want to use mostly because of the descriptions, talk of bad prose *shudder*No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Oh, and back up everything before you send your personal computer in for repairs... I feel bad for the guy who had his work erased by the god-bothering techs, but why the did he not have it all archived somewhere else?Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
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