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I think there is one rule that stores will stand firm on and that's the no alcohol under 21 rule.
and I dont' think the note from mommy will help...
and I dont' think the note from mommy will help...
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Even if that note was legit, it still wouldn't override The Law. I kind of wish you had to call the cops, just to hear how they would have explained that to him. While laughing heartily."If you pray very hard, you can become a cat person." -Angela, "The Office"Comment
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Whoo-Wee! What a first story! What a special snowflake that kid thought he was! Yep, bring Mom and Dad into it and you can get away with anything, right!?"If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by ArgabargaComment
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I would have offered to call his parents just to confirm
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"Ugly, underachieving bitch?"
Displacement much?
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Considering that Mommy and Daddy are still paying his bills... don't worry about his name-calling. Cos he needs to look in the mirror first.I felt terrible though for the rest of the.... "ugly, underachieving bitch" that one hurt
what an IDiot.Comment
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This. Before you accept a compliment OR an insult, you have to consider the source.Quoth Merriweather View Post
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I hope he gets himself banned, and fast.
I also hope he's stupid enough to try it again, just so somebody can tear the note up and sprinkle the pieces over his head..."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Quoth raudf View PostIs it wrong that I could easily see the 2nd statement referring to the first?Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
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ETA: I was just thinking about it, and a note from your parents can't even get you excused from school anymore (at least around here). You need a Doctor's note.
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Quoth justunhappy View Post
Both compliments and insults are like gifts - there is no obligation to accept them.Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
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He had bieber hair and a note from his mommy. Who the hell cares what he thinks?Quoth justunhappy View PostLabor boards have info on local laws for free
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So, he went to his parents and got a note to excuse him from Federal and state liquor laws?
Is that actually a thing?!
I need to call my Mom...
"No officer, it's okay... Yes, I know I killed this obnoxious customer, but I've got a note here from my Mom excusing me from homicide investigations today. Yeah, see, she signed it in ink and everything."
... no?
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I can't believe someone actually tried a note to buy beer.
Seriously, that's something I almost would have never thought would happen.
Underage people try a lot of shit....but that one, is probably the dumbest.
And with the Bieber hair, oh lord, and the skinny jeans.....just asking for an ass beating. No one is going to take anyone who looks like that seriously.
I see so many young guys walking around with pants tighter than mine (though I wear flares, so mine aren't tight at the bottoms), the butt part sagging down towards their knees, and their giant bright neon colored oversized tennis shoes and their stupid shaggy hair.......what the hell is wrong with kids.You really need to see a neurologist. - WagegothComment
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Hey! I like skinny jeans...
On me.
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...so do we...Quoth ralerin View PostHey! I like skinny jeans...
On me.
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