Shopping
I wasn't working at Damily Follar, just shopping there. We had brought our cart to what we thought was the end of the line, until SC, with a 20 lb bag o' dog food threw it at the ground as if it had burst into flame. My wife and I decided, OK, let her go on ahead, but with a face dripping with venom and overall SC juice, sorta smiled and said in a sarcastic tone; "Oh nooooooo, youuuuuuu go ahead." So, we leave the line to look for more items and.... she...bitches.... that she's next! "I threw my dog food on the floor for nothing??" she wails. Um, yup, you did, bitch. Oh, by the way, The manager rang us up and we were out while you were still pissing and moaning at..someone.
Phone Phun
I werk (I spell it that way, as "werk" is the sound a hippo makes when it reguritates) at a call center. I've been with this company for years. Phun phone tip, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE! You may call your family or friends and say "Hi, this is *name* wazzup?" But you call me, and go "Blargity! Eleventy! Fix it!". Ummm, who the frack are you? And when questioned if they know their account number, they almost always respond with a joyous and prideful "No I don't!"
Me: "OK, what phone number did you give us?"
SC: "My cell phone number, maybe?"
Me: ......
SC: ......
Me: ....
SC: ....
Me: "And what would be that number?"
SC: "1263498461965" in a rapid-fire response only the bionic man could type in.
Me: "I have your account. Can you verify your name and PIN?"
SC: "Mary, M...A...R...Y, and I don't know my PIN."
Me: "Says your PIN is year of birth."
SC: "I don't knoooooooooow that!"
First time reader, long time poster! No, wait, switch that.
I wasn't working at Damily Follar, just shopping there. We had brought our cart to what we thought was the end of the line, until SC, with a 20 lb bag o' dog food threw it at the ground as if it had burst into flame. My wife and I decided, OK, let her go on ahead, but with a face dripping with venom and overall SC juice, sorta smiled and said in a sarcastic tone; "Oh nooooooo, youuuuuuu go ahead." So, we leave the line to look for more items and.... she...bitches.... that she's next! "I threw my dog food on the floor for nothing??" she wails. Um, yup, you did, bitch. Oh, by the way, The manager rang us up and we were out while you were still pissing and moaning at..someone.
Phone Phun
I werk (I spell it that way, as "werk" is the sound a hippo makes when it reguritates) at a call center. I've been with this company for years. Phun phone tip, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE! You may call your family or friends and say "Hi, this is *name* wazzup?" But you call me, and go "Blargity! Eleventy! Fix it!". Ummm, who the frack are you? And when questioned if they know their account number, they almost always respond with a joyous and prideful "No I don't!"
Me: "OK, what phone number did you give us?"
SC: "My cell phone number, maybe?"
Me: ......
SC: ......
Me: ....
SC: ....
Me: "And what would be that number?"
SC: "1263498461965" in a rapid-fire response only the bionic man could type in.
Me: "I have your account. Can you verify your name and PIN?"
SC: "Mary, M...A...R...Y, and I don't know my PIN."
Me: "Says your PIN is year of birth."
SC: "I don't knoooooooooow that!"
First time reader, long time poster! No, wait, switch that.
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