The Shame Game

[catcul]

A man was singing The Name Game to entertain a crowd.

He came to one man and asked, "What is your name, sir?"
"Mitch."
"Mitch, Mitch, bo-bitch..."

He stopped himself a little too late, but he decided to keep singing to other people.
He came up to another man and asked, "What is your name, sir?"
"Buck."
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

[catcul]

An announcer was hired to announce a TV show. Unfortunately, his career lasted four words.

He was supposed to say, "It's the HIT SHOW!"