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Old 06-04-2008, 02:27 AM
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I thought that was TN, around Chattanooga actually. I'm near Dalton and it's 706-land.
No dear, that's 423 (my area code for my cell)

Gravekeeper, if you get 281 or 713, hang up quick! Houstonian people are crazy!
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Old 06-04-2008, 10:48 AM
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Hrm. Can't really comment on the cavity searches, but I do have to wonder: why are folks so afraid of clowns? My girlfriend is petrified of 'em for some unknown reason - provides endless laughs for me when I use that against her.
Because clowns aren't funny. They're tragic. And even if it seems that a circus is run by the ringmaster, it's only by the consent of clowns. Plus, clowns are EVIL.
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Old 06-05-2008, 03:37 PM
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Because clowns aren't funny. They're tragic. And even if it seems that a circus is run by the ringmaster, it's only by the consent of clowns. Plus, clowns are EVIL.
Right, hasn't Chucky Finster taught us anything?
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Old 06-05-2008, 05:25 PM
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666 - I had the choice of this for my cell phone prefix. Makes it easy to remember, and keeps those pesky evangelical telemarketers from calling.
My cell # ends in 666. I'm a magician. I get a lot of amusing and varied reactions to those two facts making themselves evident.

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I thought that was TN, around Chattanooga actually. I'm near Dalton and it's 706-land.
Northern Georgia IS by Chattanooga, though not IN Tennessee, by definition, it being Georgia and all.

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Sorry, nothing compares to Killer Klowns ><
Yes, John Wayne Gacy agrees.



Now, myself I have never been afraid of clowns, but I do kind of get why some people are. Especially since they discovered how many people Pogo the Clown, aka John Wayne Gacy, had killed. Killer Klown indeed.
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Old 06-05-2008, 05:28 PM
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i fear no clowns, unless they are in mass, then they freak the hell out of me
and again 0.8 kilos is 1.76 pounds

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Old 06-12-2008, 08:30 AM
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404

The caller’s on this line are seriously nipping upon the heels of and about to eclipse <867 client> for sheer late night idiocy.
you know, it wasn't up until just recently I realized how much I hate calls from people from 404... i blame these posts in part for making me realize what hell I go through.
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Old 06-12-2008, 09:01 AM
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Hrm. Can't really comment on the cavity searches, but I do have to wonder: why are folks so afraid of clowns? My girlfriend is petrified of 'em for some unknown reason - provides endless laughs for me when I use that against her. ?
ask a 12 year old whos read stephen kings IT about clowns

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Old 06-12-2008, 05:39 PM
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ask a 12 year old whos read stephen kings IT about clowns
"Would you like a balloon, Wild Bill? They float! We all float down here..."

I love that book. It and The Stand: Unabridged are probably my favorite books by him.
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I remember vividly when ABC showed It on television - it was a two-night event. I was..7 or 8 or somesuch. I innocently wandered down to my sister's room while she was watching the movie, and went running and screaming back to the living room a few short minutes later. I can't remember what I saw, but it scared the living daylights out of me.

Oh...Tim Curry. I prefer you in fishnets any day of the week.

At any rate, yes clowns=scary, and I think for my generation, Stephen King's It has a lot to do with that fear. If you want a truly strange circus movie though, I recommend Freaks.

RE: 404 - I would think that Atlanta would be slightly more 'urban-ized' than the rest of the state and less redneck-y. Of course, I'm from Arkansas, so I wouldn't even blink at seeing dirtcaked people in camo eating at a restaurant.

Oh, if you ever get calls from 479 - hang up, be as rude as possible, transfer them to Nunavet. Because that's NW Arkansas ("WalMart/Tyson County") - the source of all that is evil in the world. These are the people who think it's appropriate to make pig calls at sporting events. Run Away.
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Old 06-13-2008, 12:57 AM
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ask a 12 year old whos read stephen kings IT about clowns
How can everyone forget about Poltergeist with the Clown doll under the bed?

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