Your best shoplifter stories here please!
Okay, so I'll start with a new story.
Scene: Lazy weekday morning. Fly is currently on the retail team.
Who: Mother and son in stroller.
How: Son grabbed something, hid it in his stroller and mom brought it back sheepishly. Major credit to the mother for bringing it back.
Lesson learned: Strollers are a dangerous tool used by toddlers for criminal mischief and security dudes have off days too.
Mine so far:
Shoplifting Granny drives away in her Bentley SUV
Justice for Fly is served
Justice for Fly is NOT served
P.S. I love storytime.
Okay, so I'll start with a new story.
Scene: Lazy weekday morning. Fly is currently on the retail team.
Who: Mother and son in stroller.
How: Son grabbed something, hid it in his stroller and mom brought it back sheepishly. Major credit to the mother for bringing it back.
Lesson learned: Strollers are a dangerous tool used by toddlers for criminal mischief and security dudes have off days too.
Mine so far:
Shoplifting Granny drives away in her Bentley SUV
Justice for Fly is served
Justice for Fly is NOT served
P.S. I love storytime.
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