okay, it's getting really wierd around here

[Crow The Robot]

We had a couple of girls zooming around the parking lot in a conversion van, they were driving recklessly and harassing customers. They were also yelling, "penis, balls, penis balls" out the window. The girls then parked their van next to a white Intrepid, the Intrepid's driver couldn't get in so he asked them to move the van. They refused and he went to the MOD. The girls begin zipping around the parking lot again, and we try to get a tag #, hilariously, they pull right up to the store and park there just long enough for us to write the tag # down. Now, they've gone by the entrance many tuimes and our manager suspects they are waiting for a not-so-honest customer. Sure enough the mom was inside ripping tags off clothes, and replacing the orginal tags with tags from lower priced items. Net result. The mom's busted for shoplifting and the girls are busted for creating a disturbance and suspicion of DUI. The mom might've gotten away with it if it weren't for he meddling kids.

[Sliceanddice]

Ok.... like that aint obviouse.....

I..... Wanna join the sad kermit now... excuss me while i question humanity...

[Chantilly]

The mom might've gotten away with it if it weren't for the meddling kids.

That van didn't happen to look like this, did it?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

That's an interesting diversion. I wish our shoplifters would be that entertaining.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Isn't it so nice when the family does things together? We're all so busy and disconnected these days...family time is important

[Sofar]

That van didn't happen to look like this, did it?

The Mystery Machine was not a Toyota. There's a much more realistic portayal of the Mystery Machine right around here, which takes the shape of a 1961 Chevrolet Corvair Greenbriar. Fitting, seeing as not one but two episodes of Scooby Doo took place right here in Seattle, set in the mysterious Pioneer Square underground.

[TwoScoopsSciath]

That's actually pretty clever, for, y'know, breakin' the law!

[lbgoofy]

If its gone, then return it????

I actually had a customer last week that returned 2 bottles of Foundation at $8.49 a bottle with the excuse that they were the wrong color. After she left and reciecved her money back, I went to put them away and noticed not only thay they have been used, but were almost empty. We didnt notice sooner, because she came in during a busy time of the day.

[Estil]

The mom might've gotten away with it if it weren't for he meddling kids.

And their dog! *slurp, slurp* SCOOOOOOOOOBBY-DOOBY-DOOOOOOOOO!!!