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Old 09-26-2008, 03:39 PM
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3 to complain that the thread has strayed off topic.

7 to tell the above 3 that stating that the thread was off topic was, in fact, off the original topic.

One to post a Rickroll link.

5 to complain about said Rickroll link.

1 Moderator to remind members about the "Report Abuse" button.

2 more to complain, and ignore said button.
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Old 09-27-2008, 09:51 AM
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1 to randomly change the topic.

How about them Dodgers?

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Old 09-28-2008, 12:55 AM
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1 to randomly change the topic.
Actually, it's two.

I like shiny's! Who else likes shiny's?

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Old 09-28-2008, 06:43 PM
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4 to agree that Shiny's are totally roxxors.
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:03 PM
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1 to spam his new "shinys" website
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:47 PM
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Two to argue back and forth about how shinys.ru is totally trojan laden . . . or not.

A third to c'n'p the whois to shinys.ru proving that it's held by Symantec.

Which makes the first two go at it again thinking they've been proved right.

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Old 09-28-2008, 10:40 PM
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3 to cry about the spammed shineys website.

2 to argue about whether shineys is something worth talking about or not.

6 to randomly ask what happened to the light bulbs.
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Old 09-28-2008, 11:50 PM
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2 to say "shinys" suck hardcore.

1 to post "shiny" porn.
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Old 09-29-2008, 03:41 AM
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Not sure how many forum members it takes to change the light bulb, but it's a sure bet that it takes at least 15 or 20 to make a thread about the whole experience titled, "Wherein we replace the light bulb..."
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