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Old 07-26-2014, 10:33 PM
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I wanted to go out with my friends tonight, but it seems that this isn't a good time. I can't find W. D. Forty; he's a slippery dude. Elmer's stuck on another project. It sucks to be Dyson right now.

I really don't want to hang out with Stanley. Stanley's a real tool.
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Old 07-31-2014, 12:11 PM
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And did you hear about Ms. Black? She decked her boyfriend, and was charged with battery. The usual drill.

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Old 08-02-2014, 01:49 PM
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I just found out that Dyson was called on the carpet.
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Anyone seen Stanley? I hope I can hammer home just how important it is that he not disappear today.
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Old 08-02-2014, 07:53 PM
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Anyone seen Stanley? I hope I can hammer home just how important it is that he not disappear today.
Don't know about Stanley but I hear Betty Rubble is at Fred Flinstone's house . . . making the bedrock.
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Anyone seen Stanley?
I heard that he's still pretty steamed at you.
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Old 08-03-2014, 04:51 AM
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Anyone seen Stanley?
I saw him while I was waiting at the customs broker's office. Which customs broker? Livingston, of course.
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