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Old 07-11-2006, 03:35 PM
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I have "funny" parents who try that sometimes.

"Want a kid? I'll throw him in for free."
Me: "Nope. Got my own kids, thanks."
"You need more."
Me: "Nope. Had my tubes tied to prevent that but thanks."

That's where the conversation usually shuts down.
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Old 07-11-2006, 05:17 PM
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I threaten to sell my children to a sweat shop in China. They never believe me though.

I tell my husband he is more than welcome to sell his first born, but not my first born.
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Old 07-11-2006, 07:05 PM
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Y'all are having WAY too much fun with my poorly worded post.

How about: I have a 16 year old brother that I act as surrogate parent to during the school year. I have offered him to my boss several times, as my boss has a set of twins just under 22 months old, so I try to tell him it will be good training, but so far, he hasn't bit.

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