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Old 11-02-2008, 03:40 PM
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What's red and goes "ding dong"?
A red ding dong.
What's blue and goes "ding dong"?
A blue ding dong.
What's yellow and goes "ding dong"?
A yellow ding dong.
What's green and goes "ding dong"?
A green ding dong, right?
Nope, they don't come in green.
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Old 11-04-2008, 04:24 AM
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How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.

How do you shoot a red elephant?
With a red elephant gun.

How do you shoot a green elephant?
Paint it red, and shoot it with a red elephant gun.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick
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Old 11-04-2008, 04:38 AM
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here's some from when I was a kid...

What's big, green and goes "slam, slam, slam, slam"?
A 4-door dinosaur.

What time is it when a brontosaurus steps on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.

Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken retired, duh.
(alt. Cause he was stapled to the chicken.)

If Jack helped you off your horse, would you help Jack off his?

How do you stop a Triceratops from charging?
Take away his credit cards!

And one that my CW Mac thought up...

What happens when you stick a lollipop to a rooster?
You get a cocksucker.


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Old 11-07-2008, 04:41 AM
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What's red and invisible?


Old 11-12-2008, 01:39 PM
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What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Old 11-12-2008, 09:03 PM
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Piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Bartender tells the string he is underage so get out.

The string leaves, ties himself into a knot and frays up the top and goes back into the bar.

Bartender says "your that piece of string that was just in here"

The String says "No, Im a frayed knot"

Get it - (afraid not)

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Last edited by Miyon; 11-13-2008 at 03:43 AM. Reason: Dont want to insult someone that shares my sense of humor :P

Old 11-13-2008, 02:05 AM
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Quoth Miyon View Post
Get it - (afraid not)

Dumbass joke unless your really high.
I'm insulted, as I love that joke, have for years, and never been high, except on life
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Old 11-13-2008, 10:19 PM
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What's green and smells like kryptonite?

Superman's farts.

Old 11-13-2008, 10:41 PM
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These are really bad, and now it's my time to contribute.

Where does Luke Skywalker shop for his home improvement needs?


Thought of that when I was 5 and just a little geekling, shows doesn't it?
Pretend there's something here that sounds insightful, but is really just some pseudo-intellectual bull.

Old 11-18-2008, 10:08 AM
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Two men are walking down a road. One walks into a bar. The other one ducks.
Expect great things, but you'll get what you get.

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