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Old 01-03-2010, 10:51 PM
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See #1. Most of you Americans will probably not even notice the difference. XD
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That's the only response I have.
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Old 01-04-2010, 10:20 PM
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This might be funnier if you are not american. Coming from Canada, I probably found it a bit funnier.
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Old 01-05-2010, 02:59 PM
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Yeah, I've seen some variation of this list since W got re-elected in 2004. Back then it was only marginally funny.

Now? Tiresome, to say the least. I strongly suspect that such a list directed at other countries by an American would see a bit more of an outcry about what awful people we USians are for making that list.

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Old 01-05-2010, 11:12 PM
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As a card carrying member of the NRA, I can't support #7.

And #11 confuses me, why would you put salt in your tea?
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:44 PM
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Not really; I believe there was a rebuttal that I found very funny and well thought out. Can't find it for the life of me, tho.
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Old 01-06-2010, 05:36 AM
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And #11 confuses me, why would you put salt in your tea?
It's a reference to the Boston Tea Party.

Also, I'd like to remind everyone not to let this joke turn into a gun debate. I balked at approving some of these post, and I'd hate to have to close a joke thread.
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Old 01-06-2010, 11:21 AM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Tea_Party

That should explain all. ^^
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:03 PM
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That's the only response I have.
agrees - totally awesome, I showed it to an American colleague, he loved it - thought it was great humour.

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Old 01-06-2010, 10:30 PM
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It's a reference to the Boston Tea Party.
Ah, okay then. I guess that makes sense. (Can someone pass the sugar?)

Other than the one, I thought it was kinda funny.
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