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Old 12-28-2006, 06:15 PM
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Q. How do you get a Reindeer to go fast.

A. Take away its food.
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Old 01-03-2007, 01:24 AM
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Hickory, Dickory Dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one.
And the others escapd with minor injuries.
<ducks>

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Old 01-03-2007, 03:02 AM
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Mary had a little lamb, and the doctor had a cow.
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Old 01-03-2007, 05:45 AM
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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb, with a side of mashed potatoes.
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Old 01-03-2007, 06:06 PM
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Q: When is a door not a door?

A: When its a jar!

Can you believe it took me two years to get that? mind you i was 4 when my dad told me it.

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Old 01-04-2007, 07:32 PM
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mary had a little lamb,
it gambols round in hops.
it went upon the road one day,
and ended up as chops
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Old 01-04-2007, 07:36 PM
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
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Old 01-05-2007, 11:04 PM
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What did the beaver say to his nosy neighbour?
Mind your own dam business.
<runs like hell>

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Old 01-07-2007, 01:38 AM
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An Englishman, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. Bartender says
"What is this, some kind of joke?"
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Old 01-09-2007, 06:44 AM
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Two snare drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba Dum Chshhhh

This isnt necessarily a tell-someone joke, it's something i like to do to customers. They come in and ask for rabbit ears (antennas), and I'll stop, look confused, thinking, touch my ears, and shake my head confused and say "Uhhhh....no.....HUuuuuuumaaaan."

*puts on blindfold and smokes cigarette*
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