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Old 09-06-2011, 03:47 PM
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What degree do pirates get at university?
Arrrrts.

What is a pirate's favourite vegetable?
Arrrrtichoke. (or Arrrsparagus, or any other Arrr.)

What's a pirate's favourite part of the body?
His Arrrrrm.

What branch of the armed forces does a pirate join?
(Most people will be pre-cued by now and say 'the Arrrrmy')
No, the Navy. He's a bleedin' pirate!
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Old 09-06-2011, 06:37 PM
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Heh. This is similar to how one elicits word flubs, in linguistic experiments... you know when you mix up parts of words when you're talking...? augh... what is it... (and this is the 'tip-of-the-tongue' phenomenon... :headbang: )
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Yep, that definitely worked on my friend on IRC.
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Old 09-06-2011, 07:20 PM
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What about the Coast Guaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd?

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Old 09-07-2011, 04:41 PM
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Heh. This is similar to how one elicits word flubs, in linguistic experiments... you know when you mix up parts of words when you're talking...? augh... what is it... (and this is the 'tip-of-the-tongue' phenomenon... :headbang: )
Malaprop?
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Old 09-07-2011, 06:11 PM
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Heh. This is similar to how one elicits word flubs, in linguistic experiments... you know when you mix up parts of words when you're talking...? augh... what is it... (and this is the 'tip-of-the-tongue' phenomenon... :headbang: )
Spoonerism or Metathesis

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Old 09-09-2011, 10:48 AM
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One my grandfather used on me, successfully (hey, I was 10!):

Which is correct? "The yolks of eggs is white" or "The yolks of eggs are white"?
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How do we know that pirates are philosophical?

They think, therefore they arrr!
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Old 09-10-2011, 03:09 AM
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What does a pirate keep his weapons?

In the arrrsenal.
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A pirate's favourite type of socks

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