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Old 03-08-2007, 04:58 PM
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How many Klingons does it take?
3, one to change it and the others to chant a lightbulb changing opera.
Here's an alternate version:
How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.

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Old 03-08-2007, 06:23 PM
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. One to do it and 4 others to joke about the screwing part

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. The problem is getting them in there in the first place

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Old 03-08-2007, 08:12 PM
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Kind of OT, but how did the lightbulb joke originate, do you know? I mean, I just wonder if it's cause lightbulb changing is supposed to be so simple and it's joking insult, or what?

Anyways, here's my contribution....

How many Taliban does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb was created by an American. JIHAD!

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Kind of OT, but how did the lightbulb joke originate, do you know? I mean, I just wonder if it's cause lightbulb changing is supposed to be so simple and it's joking insult, or what?
Well, the light bulb joke dates back to the founding of Venice in 421...

(no, I couldn't find their origin. Instead I found a page of Star Trek scripts about changing light bulbs)
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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a human?
A: TIME PARADOX
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Old 03-12-2007, 04:51 AM
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Q. How many humans does it take to change a lightbult?
A. Lightbulb? What's a lightbulb

Q. How many Ferengi does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Ferengi don't make change

Q. How many Cardassians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to do it and the other to kill him and take all the credit
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How many skaters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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Old 03-15-2007, 11:02 PM
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How many People with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb

Hey wanna go ride bikes!

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Old 03-19-2007, 05:15 AM
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Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Nobody knows-the judge never gives them the house.
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