Ouch. Hope the soreness goes away quickly. Also hope that catch that jackass.
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Quoth KhirasHY View Post...my description of him got a little foggy beyond "white, about my height, suffers from a catastrophically small penis and has to sucker punch to win." (which, btw, were my exact words in description to the cop)
Take care of yourself, get everything medically necessary done (thank God for workman's comp!) and may you have a speedy and thorough healing. And may that asshole receive a very long and unpleasant stay at the Greybar Hotel.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Glad you're OK, Khiras.
Though I can't really see how cold-cocking a guy is asserting your manhood. I mean, if he asked Khiras if he wanted to go outside, or something along those lines, then yes. However, sucker-punch usually equals coward.
Quoth KhirasHY View PostI can only imagine the carnage that could've happened had he walked in and then realized what kind of bar it was.
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Quoth BroSCFischer View PostGlad you're OK, Khiras.
Though I can't really see how cold-cocking a guy is asserting your manhood. I mean, if he asked Khiras if he wanted to go outside, or something along those lines, then yes. However, sucker-punch usually equals coward.
Anyone else thinking of the Blue Oyster Bar?
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Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostThere's a word for that, in German-- "Backpfeifengesicht." It means "a face badly in need of a fist."
Actually, a "Backpfeife" is more of an open-handed slap in the face; fists shouldn't be involved. It may be done with an open palm or the back of the hand, possibly alternating.You gotta polish a memory like a stone. Chip off the parts that remind you it was just a game. Work it until it's indistinguishable from any other memory.
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Quoth Racket_Man View PostI believe that was in the first Police Academey movie.
SC"...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I
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Quoth KhirasHY View PostWhich is good, because my description of him got a little foggy beyond "white, about my height, suffers from a catastrophically small penis and has to sucker punch to win." (which, btw, were my exact words in description to the cop) Video is nice to have sometimes.
I wish I was the cop taking that statement.
I also have this mental image of the cops having to do a lineup.
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Quoth Racket_Man View PostI believe that was in the first Police Academey movie. Vaguely remember the two "very straight" buzz cut "spy" cadets being told the mid-term party was being held there. NOT fun when they "discovered" it was a leather (???) gay bar.I AM the evil bastard!
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Quoth Canarr View Post*nitpicking on*
Actually, a "Backpfeife" is more of an open-handed slap in the face; fists shouldn't be involved. It may be done with an open palm or the back of the hand, possibly alternating.
I'm standing by their definition.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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Quoth BroSCFischer View PostAnyone else thinking of the Blue Oyster Bar?
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PS: Brownie points for reference.
So, all brownies to me!!!!!!!
I'm hungry, can you tell?They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.
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