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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI'm sorry, I wasn't aware I was just tossing words into the vast black emptiness of your momentary brain fart. Let me go back and try again. Try and keep your skull cheeks clenched together this time.
Skull cheeks.... Just so many mental images on that one, and none of them are good, but so, so funny!Confirmed altoholic.
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I may have to duck and run for cover over this statement, but GK, it doesn't sound nearly as bad (ie hilarious) a night as some of the others you posted.
Still, my heart aches for you having to listen to this kind of stupidity constantly.Last edited by Killer Bees; 10-12-2007, 02:15 AM. Reason: Spelling errors, I blame the extremely slow processor on my pc. Damn proxy servers!Total surrender
Your touch is so tender
Your skin is like water on a burning beach
And it brings me relief
"Nails in My Feet" - Crowded House
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I would very much like a big frosted piece of GK's (in)famous Hate Cake...however, the pleasure would be vastly diminished by the fact that I am not currently able to smell (and thus taste) much of anything...for I am afflicted with the bastardly common cold.
Quoth Gravekeeper View Postsome sort of shingle fairies?
Quoth Kara_CS
"I can't afford this outrageous bill I incurred all on my own and/or phone that I will never be able to figure out how to use and will call you every single day complaining that it's a piece of shit and it doesn't work right but I want it anyway. Can't you just credit me for it?"~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostIf you get the topic then <3
Oddly Familiar
Caller:: "That's xxx <My Actual Last Name>'s Road"
Me: "Ok, so xxx-"
Caller: "M-Y-L-A-S-T-N-"
OH OH! I KNOW THIS ONE! PICK ME! PICK ME!
Last name: Easting
Easterling?
*thinks No, that's a badguy from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy*
No, Easting
Westing?
Easting. E-a
East?
East-ING East with an ing at the end
Huh?
*headdesk*
EDIT: this is nothing against Call people in general, just this one idiot.Shamus: Why hasn't anybody designs a cranium-anus extraction kit yet? It seems that so many people suffer from a improperly-stored head.
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Quoth Nayeli_Sabia View PostThis amuses me because my last name is a direction with an ending added, and I spent 20 min with a sucky call person trying to give them my lat name, and they kept cutting me off when I offered to spell it
Even though I've never, ever heard or seen it spelled any other way.
I'm going to change it to my mother's maiden name at the end of the year. Its a fine Scottish name and I was raised by that side of the family anyway. =p
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Just Breath it In.
SC: "Is there anywhere I can download something like your software for free?"
……….shhhhh, don't talk. Just let the sheer stunning stupidity and adacity of that statement wash over you.
Yes, but obviously your too stupid to work out where
Keep Breathing
( Just to point out he's asking about the MAC version of the program.... )
SC: "Do I have to have Windows installed on my Mac to run your software?"
......this one too. Hell, lets just dive into that one like a pile of tard leaves and roll around in the feeble wits beneath.
Moronic users are apparently not restriced to windows
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Quoth Nayeli_Sabia View PostThis amuses me because my last name is a direction with an ending added, and I spent 20 min with a sucky call person trying to give them my lat name, and they kept cutting me off when I offered to spell it
Last name: Easting
Easterling?
*thinks No, that's a badguy from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy*
No, Easting
Westing?
Easting. E-a
East?
East-ING East with an ing at the end
Huh?
*headdesk*
EDIT: this is nothing against Call people in general, just this one idiot.
Me: Daleduke17 at hotmail. d-a-l-e-d-u-k-e 1-7
Her: daaaaaaaaaayllllleeee.....duuuuuuuuuuuuuuke.
Me: Yes.
Her: d-a-l-e-d-o-o-k@ seventeen?
Me: No.
This went around for about five minutes before I convinced her that my email was what it was.Answers are easy...it is asking the right questions which is hard.
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Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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"We at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center believe that if at first you don't succeed, you fail.""Jester, I have an opportunity for you." Uh oh. What does he want me to clean? "It 's a chance for you to make some extra money." Crap, it must be really gross!
-Jester
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Given the direction this thread has gone, I feel I must post this link.I for one salute this parkade ninja of yours. ~ Gravekeeper
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