We filed our response with the BBB today. I will keep you all informed on her next move.
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Quoth EricKei View PostHey, everyone rolls a natural 20 from time to time...
DM: Uhm... well you'd have to roll a nat-20.
Me: I know, but do they have any immunity or anything to fear?
DM: No, nothing like that.
Me: Okay! I fear the dragon! *rolls 20* YES!!
DM: ...okay, Tiefling Cleric just feared the dragon and the dragon is provoking attacks of opportunity from every single other player in the party.
Rest of Party: WOOT!!!!My Writing Blog -Updated 05/06/2013
It's so I can get ideas out of my head, I decided to put it in a blog in case people are bored or are curious as to the (many) things in progress.
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Good luck with it, FCCR. If you need anything, any research done, let me know.
Also, don't forget that if she DOES attempt to go through with her threat, it's defamation of a business, and yall can sue the unholy burritos out of her pants.By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
"What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend
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Quoth AmbrosiaWriter View PostDM: ...okay, Tiefling Cleric just feared the dragon and the dragon is provoking attacks of opportunity from every single other player in the party.
Rest of Party: WOOT!!!!The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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Quoth Geek King View PostSounds like our barbarian who wrestled a Wooly Mammoth to the ground bare-handed. GM was a bit flummoxed it worked.
Our poor Paladin lost his "True Lawful Good" alignment because of it XD.My Writing Blog -Updated 05/06/2013
It's so I can get ideas out of my head, I decided to put it in a blog in case people are bored or are curious as to the (many) things in progress.
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Quoth Seraph View PostIf you need anything, any research done, let me know.
It makes me both smile and shudder to think of the Power of Seraph unleashed upon Psycho B@*%h
Quoth Seraph View Postsue the unholy burritos out of her pants.
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Quoth Seraph View Post...the unholy burritos out of her pants.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Quoth Alpha Strike View PostHrm. I didn't think that Reason or Common Sense ever worked on a Psycho Bitch? Maybe you're just more effective at crafting and wielding your weapons...
Quoth Brojekk View PostI like...no..love the way you think Khiras
Quoth Geek King View PostSounds like our barbarian who wrestled a Wooly Mammoth to the ground bare-handed. GM was a bit flummoxed it worked.
Oh, and there was the time we were, and I quote, told to "Be subtle, we need to keep a low profile here" by the same guy who killed three people and stuffed their corpses into an armoire, which was then thrown off a roof into the town square at midday. Five minutes later. Every time the GM came up with something to try and destroy us, we somehow beat it (dragon died, and was turned undead as Tiamat summoned it home. A shoggoth got melted by our mage. And so on).
All he ever says about the campaign now is "it was just supposed to be a simple, short dungeon crawl..."
Edit: Oh, I forgot one: we tricked the campaign's "secret police" force into annihilating three towns by casting illusions of unicorns for people to see. They try to suppress all magic in that part of the world, and all knowledge of its existence. I think, by the time we stopped playing those characters, we had destroyed over half of the settlements on the map, and introduced a zombie plague into the standing army of the continent in about 12 locations by posing as their secret police force later on. In short, we brought about The End.Last edited by KhirasHY; 03-15-2013, 11:07 AM."That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
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Quoth FormerCallingCardRep View PostSo far, she has not followed up on any of her threats, besides going to the BBB"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Quoth EricKei View PostWith any luck, she's figured out that the BBB is, in effect, little more than a glorified PFB ~_~ Keep on your guard anyway, just in case.
I think people somehow assume that the word "bureau" means "official government entity" and think that going to the BBB means that somehow the company's gonna be *forced* to obey the customer demands.
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Quoth PepperElf View PostI think people somehow assume that the word "bureau" means "official government entity" and think that going to the BBB means that somehow the company's gonna be *forced* to obey the customer demands.
When I was answering customer e-mail for the Green Legume grocery delivery company (a source of much suckage, which I will start sharing soon), a SC threatened to "report [company] to AOL!" Oh, of course - AOL has the word "America" in its name.
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