I'm pretty sure this guy knew he was stupid after I got done with him.
SC: I'd like to prepay on pump nine.
Me: Pump nine is actually broken right now.
SC: ....is there a SIGN?
Me: Well we don't have signs for what's wrong with that pump. See the normal thing we do is we put a bag over the pump handle but a woman drove away with the pump handle in her car so there is no pump handle.
SC: Well a SIGN WOULD REALLY HELP WITH THAT.
Me: There's no pump handle. That's a pretty big sign.
A guy sets down a coffee. I hit the "coffee button."
Me: X.XX
SC: Oh wait, I have this too. *He pulls out one of our order slips that prints out, I scan it while it's still in his hand but he doesn't set it down, he puts it back in his pocket.*
Me: Y.YY.
SC: *Pays then stares at his change.* Wait...
Me:
SC: Why did you charge me for the coffee? It's on the slip.
Me: ...for the love of.......*refund X.XX*
Stop me if I'm wrong but doesn't "too" mean "also?" For serious. I just scan stuff and tell you the total. I don't have time to go searching through your entire food order on my screen to find your coffee. If you put the slip down on the counter FIRST I'll look through THAT to see if it has your drink on it. But setting your drink down FIRST and then not even giving me your slip is a good way to get double charged for a drink. I don't have time to go scrolling through your order on the screen for a billion years because you ordered half the deli and your coffee is somewhere in the middle.
For the last time...we're a gas station, not the BON TON.
Do you sell hats?
Do you sell T-shirts?
Do you have ear muffs?
Do you sell anything other than these manly work gloves?
Are these novelty earrings hypoallergenic?
Pens: Rare creatures.
SC: Can I borrow your pen.
Me: Only if you promise to bring it back.
SC: *laughs* Like you don't have fifty back there.
Me: Actually that's the only one and I stole it from an old man who left it on the counter.
SC: ...uh.
Me: People steal our pens. I'll need that one back or I'll be having everyone sign their AmEx receipts with the counterfeit pen.
SC: ...oh. *uses pen and hands it back.*
Me: Thank you very much.
Cold.
SC: Your coffee is a little cold.
CoWorker: It's fresh.
SC: It is?
CW: Yep. Just made it.
SC: Well it's cold.
CW: *lifts up the top and steam rises out.*
SC:
CW: Doesn't look cold.
It was probably the over half a cup of COLD creamer she put in there.
It's an epidemic.
SC: Your large lids don't fit on your large cups. You might want to let someone at corporate know.
Me: That's weird, that's the second time I've heard that. *I take the lid and the cup from her and pop the lid on with ease.* But they fit for me.
SC: Oh. That's weird. I just could not get them on.
Me: Well...you're not the only one.
I hope they don't breed.
Answering the Phone in a Hurricane.
SC: Do you have batteries?
Me: Yes.
SC: D batteries?
Me: No.
SC: *huffy* Well you should have said that in the first place!
Me: You didn't specify. *click*
SC: Do you have milk?
Me: Yes.
SC: *click*
SC: Can I know what the winning numbers for the three and four digits was?
Me: No. *click*
SC: Do you have a back up generator for your store?
Me: No. We have 15 minutes of back up power for registers only and then we close.
SC: Well SOMEONE told me that you have a generator.
Me: We don't.
SC: You don't really KNOW, do you?
Me: Ma'am I've been here in a power outage before. We don't have back up generators or anything of that nature. We close the store.
SC: Well then why would someone tell me that you had back up?
Me: Do you know the name of the gentleman that told you that?
SC: No...but...
Me: Are you sure you're even calling the right store?
SC: OF COURSE!
Me: Well whoever told you that was wrong.
SC: But the BIGGER stores....
Me: We are NOT a truck stop store. [Location 1] and [Location 2] would be the stores to ask about that. As far as I know, none of the stores has a back-up of any kind. Thank you and have a nice day. *click*
Thank god she didn't call back. I have no idea why she needed to know that, we didn't even lose power at all so in the end the point was moot.
SC: I'd like to prepay on pump nine.
Me: Pump nine is actually broken right now.
SC: ....is there a SIGN?
Me: Well we don't have signs for what's wrong with that pump. See the normal thing we do is we put a bag over the pump handle but a woman drove away with the pump handle in her car so there is no pump handle.
SC: Well a SIGN WOULD REALLY HELP WITH THAT.
Me: There's no pump handle. That's a pretty big sign.
A guy sets down a coffee. I hit the "coffee button."
Me: X.XX
SC: Oh wait, I have this too. *He pulls out one of our order slips that prints out, I scan it while it's still in his hand but he doesn't set it down, he puts it back in his pocket.*
Me: Y.YY.
SC: *Pays then stares at his change.* Wait...
Me:
SC: Why did you charge me for the coffee? It's on the slip.
Me: ...for the love of.......*refund X.XX*
Stop me if I'm wrong but doesn't "too" mean "also?" For serious. I just scan stuff and tell you the total. I don't have time to go searching through your entire food order on my screen to find your coffee. If you put the slip down on the counter FIRST I'll look through THAT to see if it has your drink on it. But setting your drink down FIRST and then not even giving me your slip is a good way to get double charged for a drink. I don't have time to go scrolling through your order on the screen for a billion years because you ordered half the deli and your coffee is somewhere in the middle.
For the last time...we're a gas station, not the BON TON.
Do you sell hats?
Do you sell T-shirts?
Do you have ear muffs?
Do you sell anything other than these manly work gloves?
Are these novelty earrings hypoallergenic?
Pens: Rare creatures.
SC: Can I borrow your pen.
Me: Only if you promise to bring it back.
SC: *laughs* Like you don't have fifty back there.
Me: Actually that's the only one and I stole it from an old man who left it on the counter.
SC: ...uh.
Me: People steal our pens. I'll need that one back or I'll be having everyone sign their AmEx receipts with the counterfeit pen.
SC: ...oh. *uses pen and hands it back.*
Me: Thank you very much.
Cold.
SC: Your coffee is a little cold.
CoWorker: It's fresh.
SC: It is?
CW: Yep. Just made it.
SC: Well it's cold.
CW: *lifts up the top and steam rises out.*
SC:
CW: Doesn't look cold.
It was probably the over half a cup of COLD creamer she put in there.
It's an epidemic.
SC: Your large lids don't fit on your large cups. You might want to let someone at corporate know.
Me: That's weird, that's the second time I've heard that. *I take the lid and the cup from her and pop the lid on with ease.* But they fit for me.
SC: Oh. That's weird. I just could not get them on.
Me: Well...you're not the only one.
I hope they don't breed.
Answering the Phone in a Hurricane.
SC: Do you have batteries?
Me: Yes.
SC: D batteries?
Me: No.
SC: *huffy* Well you should have said that in the first place!
Me: You didn't specify. *click*
SC: Do you have milk?
Me: Yes.
SC: *click*
SC: Can I know what the winning numbers for the three and four digits was?
Me: No. *click*
SC: Do you have a back up generator for your store?
Me: No. We have 15 minutes of back up power for registers only and then we close.
SC: Well SOMEONE told me that you have a generator.
Me: We don't.
SC: You don't really KNOW, do you?
Me: Ma'am I've been here in a power outage before. We don't have back up generators or anything of that nature. We close the store.
SC: Well then why would someone tell me that you had back up?
Me: Do you know the name of the gentleman that told you that?
SC: No...but...
Me: Are you sure you're even calling the right store?
SC: OF COURSE!
Me: Well whoever told you that was wrong.
SC: But the BIGGER stores....
Me: We are NOT a truck stop store. [Location 1] and [Location 2] would be the stores to ask about that. As far as I know, none of the stores has a back-up of any kind. Thank you and have a nice day. *click*
Thank god she didn't call back. I have no idea why she needed to know that, we didn't even lose power at all so in the end the point was moot.
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