New state mottoes thisaway

[Kit-Ginevra]

http://cheezburger.com/356101

Find your state....




If you is from Mississippi,that means you dun click on that linky thing there to make it appear by magic

[Jay 2K Winger]

The repeated jabs at Mississippi are hilarious.

And the motto for Virginia sounds about right.

[taxguykarl]

The one for my native Illinois is about right for our last few governors.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'd have to say the one for North Carolina is spot-on.

[MoonCat]

NY is pretty accurate

Some newspaper columnist here once had a column about creating a "City Motto."

I voted for "What are you looking at?!"

[Gilhelmi]

I knew a Drill Sargent who had many jokes about 49 states of the Union. Her home state was just awesome, nothing to make fun of (South Carolina, she was black, I think that was part of her joke )

[AccountingDrone]

Virginia is for lovers, as long as it is missionary style.

[shanarocks]

Texas is partly true. High school quarterbacks are like gods to the small town folk.

[AnaKhouri]

I am annoyed by the one for my home state- Kentucky. It's a nasty stereotype and certainly doesn't apply to the vast majority of the state. Even the 'redneck' parts are in Appalachia and the rampant poverty there was created by coal companies screwing people out of their land so they could strip mine it. Not funny.

[XCashier]

Oregon: "Still a 50/50 chance you'll die of dysentery."



They couldn't have come up with something better than a reference to an ancient video game?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Wisconsin: Way Too Cold To Be Sober.

On a night like tonight, ITA.

[Racket_Man]

Wisconsin: Way Too Cold To Be Sober.

On a night like tonight, ITA.

Come on Irv when had the cold been a real excuse to drink in this state.

Normally it is "the Sun/moon/stars are up or it raining or snowing or the Packers/Badgers won/lost or I AM ALIVE so I must drink"

[Cia]

South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota Well it's either that or "Set your watch back 20 years" or "At least we ain't North Dakota".

Wyoming: Where the men are men, women are scarce and the sheep are scared. \0/

[KellyHabersham]

I don't really agree with the one for Arizona......it's true that xenophobia has been a problem here within the past few years, but the bit about heat stroke.....people really, really, really NEED to learn that this state isn't entirely a desert and we don't have 100+ degree temperatures all year round.

[wolfie]

people really, really, really NEED to learn that this state isn't entirely a desert and we don't have 100+ degree temperatures all year round.

Sort of like they need to learn that we don't have winter all year here in Canada - there are a couple of days of bad skiing around mid-August.