When They KNOW the Truth...

[Kogarashi]

Right, so I've got nothing on RSTG.

But I can fly, and I have an experimental camera that brings objects to life but as a side effect turns them evil. And, I'm a Firebender and joined the Justice League, and get to pilot a space cruise ship that looks like a planet.

Oh, and I make Batman mop floors.

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Also drop bears exsist, the drop out of trees and eat your brains

[Dark Psion]

The other night I was asleep dreaming I was awake trying to go to sleep.


I was a little disoriented when I woke up.

[Dreamstalker]

So according to the lady in the OP I am a werewolf, work with House (for some reason, I'm the only IT person in the hospital that he likes/trusts to do anything right), have a fully-functional TARDIS that can disguise itself as a flash drive, and have obscene luck with anything lottery-related I touch.

[chainedbarista]

wow, she has some lame dreams...

her x file type conspiracy is in need of attention:

call mulder and scully, asap!

[IHateStupidCustomers]

Wow, that lady was crazy!

You know, I used to be a big Egyptology buff. And from what I remember last reading about that, was that there COULD be something there, but no one knows. They just did tests on the ground and they think there is somekind of "void" under there. So, no one knows what it is, if it's even anything.

That reminds me of a crazy lady I had come in the office to publish a name change. She was really nervous and kept looking all around, especially behind her. On the "change name to" line, where you right what you want to change your name to, she had written and crossed out and rewritten about six completely different names. When I got to see the reason for her changing her name it was "because people are following me and they might steal my identity."

You know, she might have just been going through a bad case of identity theft, which would suck. But, just the way she was acting crazy and the wording she used, it sounded like she was mental. "the little green men are following me..."

[Andara Bledin]

But I can fly, and I have an experimental camera that brings objects to life but as a side effect turns them evil.

Wait, if you have a camera that brings objects in pictures to life but makes them evil, what happens when you take a picture of something that started out evil?

^-.-^

[Brightglaive]

....... and Doctor House used my email account to prove that spam can go to everybody in the world and he can hack ther accounts because everyone uses weak passwords to protect their email accounts. So he can read anyone's e-mail and send out spam and porn to whoever he wants from any email acoount in the world.

(Believe me I know it was a stupid dream.....but......)

Oh!! And I can transform into a super top-secret robot because it was accidentally melded with me when it teleported in to the same space I was in. And I can fly as that robot and kick the crap out of super villains and volcanoes. Since I'm a robot I also get to be the super suave spy and guy (when I'm not working as a spy) that gets the girl every time.....

(ok that was a much cooler dream.)

[Pagan]

And I am Celtic warrior that can take down the Sith....with just two swords!

[LibraryLady]

IHateStupidCustomers makes a good point.

About ten years ago a consortium of digs in Egypt paid for a geological sounding firm to examine their sites. Work was done in Thebes, the Giza plateau and the Valley of the Kings. Only Kent Week's site at tomb KV5 in the Valley of the Kings produced anything of interest but the interest was very great indeed..

Kent Week's mission was to map the Valley of the Kings. KV5 was thought to be a very tiny tomb of no interest whatsoever. What was found under the tomb was mind-boggling.

We call it the 'Boy's Dorm". It's a gigantic space with many side-rooms. Each of which was aburial place for one of the sons of Ramses 2. It will take years if not decades to properly clean out and publish. I wish Dr. Weeks well but not everyone finds the bonanza he did.

[Ironclad Alibi]

The lady in question was asking about the Hall of Records beneath the Great Sphinx of Giza. This is madness. Nothing has ever been found there but, in this Lady's mind, it had to exist because she had done extensive research on the topic and we were KEEPING THE TRUTH FROM HER.

I know a lot about that subject. Actually, the room under the Sphinx is empty. The Knights Templar moved the Hall of Records away from there in the 13th century. They are now in a secret room under Roslyn Chapel. And if she doesn't have the right library card, she'll never get in there to read them.

[BoxGirl]

Okay! I must say I love you for coming up with the word "Pyramidiocy". That just rules.

[Geek King]

[Cue the Twilight Zone Theme]

DOO da doo doo, DOO da doo da doo doo, DOO da doo doo DOO da doo doo, DOO da doo doo DUNG!

Presented for your consideration - a tale about the ancient world. A woman who KNOWS what is right when everyone around her doubts her story. Let us follow this intrepid woman as she enters into the hall of Records beneath the Sphinx and gets swallowed up forever in the void that is Pyramidiocy.

Ooooh! Sounds like a good episode.

[Pagan]

I know a lot about that subject. Actually, the room under the Sphinx is empty. The Knights Templar moved the Hall of Records away from there in the 13th century. They are now in a secret room under Roslyn Chapel. And if she doesn't have the right library card, she'll never get in there to read them.

The Sinclairs moved everything out somewhere between 1441 and 1482 probably to Oak Island off Nova Scotia. But it wasn't the items from the Hall of Records, it was whatever the Templars brought back from the Temple of Soloman in Jerusalem. When the Templars were ordered arrested and executed by Phillip IV of France in 1307, they had been tipped off and took off with their treasure to La Rochelle. There, hundred of Knights and the treasure was loaded on to their ships and the sailed for Scotland. Where exactly they bearthed is not clear, it is likely exactly where the Bruce had been hiding. Like the Kintyre peninsula, maybe Jura or Islay, possibly even Scapa Flow in Orkney (a Sinclair holding). This is most likely what was hidden under Rosslyn, but, since nobody has been able to get into the chambers, it remains a mystery. And since nobody has been able to get into the Money Pit on Oak Island, what was hidden there remains a mystery as well.

Sorry, I can go on and on all day about the Templars and the Sinclairs (they are one of the clans that were part of Mary's Scots Guard in France, as was my clan).

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Yes, dreams. The Lady was convinced that her dreams were solid research. If she dreamed about something, it must exist.

Oh really! Then Rose McGowan and Alyssa Milano are both pregnant with my children, I've been chased multiple times by gun-toting maniacs, my dad's in jail and my store's been in the path of a tornado.

What an exciting life for me!