3 guys go up to heaven. St. Peter stops them at the gate and says,"before you enter the Gates of Heaven, you must tell me what Easter is."
1st guy - "Oh, that's where that jolly old elf delivers presents to all the good kids in the world!" *POOF* he's gone...
2nd guy - "That's easy, Easter is the time where kids go door to door begging for candy!" *POOF* he's gone...
3rd guy - (rather nervous) "Um, isn't that the time they nailed that guy to the cross?"
St. Peter - "Yes, go on..."
3rd guy - "Then they took him down and put him in a cave for three days with a big rock in front of it or something?"
St. Peter - "Yes, yes, go on..."
3rd guy - "Then he rose from the dead, and came out of the cave..." (more confidantly)
St. Peter - "Yes, yes, yes, continue..."
3rd guy - "And then he saw his shadow and there were 6 more weeks of winter!!!"
*POOF*
1st guy - "Oh, that's where that jolly old elf delivers presents to all the good kids in the world!" *POOF* he's gone...
2nd guy - "That's easy, Easter is the time where kids go door to door begging for candy!" *POOF* he's gone...
3rd guy - (rather nervous) "Um, isn't that the time they nailed that guy to the cross?"
St. Peter - "Yes, go on..."
3rd guy - "Then they took him down and put him in a cave for three days with a big rock in front of it or something?"
St. Peter - "Yes, yes, go on..."
3rd guy - "Then he rose from the dead, and came out of the cave..." (more confidantly)
St. Peter - "Yes, yes, yes, continue..."
3rd guy - "And then he saw his shadow and there were 6 more weeks of winter!!!"
*POOF*
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