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Old 05-25-2019, 12:35 AM
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I have an eye infection (well, TBH, I have a case of the infamous "Pink Eye" ... yep ... had to wait until I was 63, but I've got it ...)

I got some heavy-duty antibiotic drops yesterday from a walk-in clinic and my eyes have improved dramatically. However they are still noticeably pinky-red.

Smartass Coworker: "Hey [Pixelated]! Were you hittin' the bong before you came into worki??"

No, but I'm strongly tempted to hit YOU ...
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Old 05-25-2019, 01:12 AM
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BONG! ... BONG! ... BONG! ...
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Old 05-25-2019, 05:13 AM
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Ugh, I had that once. My sympathies.
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Old 05-25-2019, 07:29 AM
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Ouchies! I hit that "life goal" in my 40s, I'd have been very happy to skip it though TYVM!
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